The Jack Searle Derby

Bristol Rovers vs Fleetwood Town
Jack Searle is a HUGE Fleetwood fan
Some of his mates support Bristol Rovers
Jack Searle is goat therefore it must be a derby

1: "Did you see Bristol Rovers got promoted yesterday"

2: "That's brilliant, we've got the Jack Searle derby back for next season"

by Heddo May 10, 2022

Doing a Debbie

Seeking out mischievous acts. No Longer conforming to the rules laid out by society. Breaking delicate objects

Doing a Debbie defined as

Portia: *enters gift shop with Debbie

Debbie: “so what we doing then” eying up cute brittle ornaments

by BeckyH November 6, 2022

Doing a Debbie

When you're gay, but not ready to come out yet so you just act annoyingly gay while also telling people that you're straight.

Person 1: Wait, is Joe gay or not?
Person 2: Yeah, but he's doing a debbie like a little bitch
Person 1: What a little bitch

by WillElover January 1, 2023

The Annual Kentucky Derby

The act of engaging in intercourse with your partner at the start of the annual Kentucky Derby horse race in an attempt to finish prior to the winning horse and jockey.

Dave: Hey Kyle, do you have your bet in for The Annual Kentucky Derby?
Kyle: Yeah, Sara and I have been practicing, and I think we can beat even Seabiscut!

by fivewide May 6, 2023

hit the dobby

The quirky gesture of taking a hit from a blunt and then passing it on with an awkward dance move or a quirky expression

"After we hit the dobby behind my car, Marquis started moonwalking past the checkout lines and dabbing in the frozen foods section."

by LordRavioli March 27, 2024

The Foreskin Derby

When an adult male wears the foreskin from a circumcision like a fascinator on his penis. Usually done at the end of a Bris held on the same day as the Kentucky Derby. If a group of men do this a mockup of hobby horsing can be done displaying their talents and foreskin attributes.

This year at the Foreskin Derby I won best in show with a cutoff I found next to the dumpster at the children’s hospital!

by Eggsham December 20, 2024

Indian-roller-derby

The act of spinning on your head with your legs spayed out wide, and peeing to your hearts delight, once the floor is nice and slippery, you begin to roll in it until your scent is fully masked and you’re ready for the hunt.

I did an Indian-roller-derby before the man came to my house

by Plunkbert August 27, 2025