corroner

A mean-natured hobgoblin who sneakily drives around in a huge black station-wagon in the dead of night, and uses his evil acidic breath and piercing death-ray eyes to tarnish and rust (i.e., "corrode") your metal toys that you left scattered in the back yard instead of bringing them back inside in the evening like your mumma and daddy told you to.

Tearful second-grader with a somewhat-outspoken personality: I just don't get it --- during our post-lecture Q&A-session today,, I asked the policeman who had given our class an anti-drug message to arrest the local corroner for making my Tonka toys rusty, but he just smiled tolerantly and turned away without even addressing my request, then calmly asked my other classmates if they had any questions. And yet just moments earlier, the cop had specifically and emphatically stated that he was "our friend", that he "cared deeply about us all", and that we should always talk to him if we had "any information that could help in 'catching the bad guys'" --- well, a huge heapuh good HE seems to be doing, if he didn't even care about or feel inclined to follow up on a hot tip that a student had given him right then and there! Wonder if maybe he himself is actually IN CAHOOTS with the corroner, and so they BOTH had wanted my toys to rust! Well, if that useless unmotivated blue-suit has any kids of his own, I hope that THEIR toys TOTALLY CRUMBLE INTO FLAKY BROWN DUST --- maybe THEN he'll listen to me!

by QuacksO November 16, 2018

Carrot fucker

Someone how in the past has pretend to be gay/bi for an attempt to get more attention.

See that guy over there he is such a carrot fucker

by Bi Pride May 15, 2019

carrot top

a short red head who plays volleyball

kageyama: hinata youre such a carrot top
hinata: who you calling carrot top?!

by Fred L ero September 30, 2020

Steamed Carrot

Girls farts on guys P*nus while spooning
also known as the fork fart

"I just steamed your carrot, HAHAHA"
"Thats was a boiled steamed carrot"

by forklifter90 August 12, 2012

American Churro

When a dick is longer than a chode but maintains the same girth or thickness.

"Man did you hear about Caleb's American Churro?"

"Yeah, I heard all the Mexican bitches were ALL over that shit"

by shearainwater November 6, 2012

jonathan carroll

The most sexy beast that you can find.

DAMN you see that dude Jonathan Carroll I wanna sit on his face.

by SexyBeast69240 November 20, 2016

Snowy Churro

When a man is having vaginal sex and pulls out promptly to allow his partner to shake her dandruff onto his swollen member. The dandruff will stick from the vaginal juices. The woman then proceeds to suck him off.

That bitch swallowed my cock after she gave me a snowy churro.

by DP5280 August 13, 2022