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Crying

What you say when you find something so funny that you’re on the verge of tears
Kwame was rushing towards his crush, only to slip and fall in a muddy puddle. I’m crying
by Scribblerrr June 13, 2022
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Homo Crying For Half

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Making you cry

Do not mean I shouldn't have done this.
Hym "And that'll map right on to the school shootings as well. Making you cry doesn't mean I shouldn't have done this. 'We're stopping crime!' They say. 'But in the future!' But the National Guard was there to stop the future crime... But then the crime you were trying to prevent happened.... In the present. It's almost like they are bad at doing future crime. It's almost like the only way to stop that was to like, care about that guys plight BEFORE the murder... And then do something about THAT... BEFORE he decides to resort to murder... Cus... Just having the armed guys there... I mean, what did you think was going to happen there? You were using the national guard as human scarecrows and then A GUY (who is not a bird. Not an animal)... Walked up and shot them because that guy is a guy and not an animal and, therefore, would know that you can't do anything to stop him until AFTER you can PHYSICALLY SEE him doing something and ONLY IF you can react fast enough to do anything about it AND you need the PHYSICAL CAPABILITY TO DO SO. Which they did not. Like, catch them retroactively and do something about the impetus behind the actual thing (maybe in a not fucking dystopian mind-rapey way). Like he's supposed to see them and be like 'Oh shit there's a scarecrows there. Better not eat any corn.' And then just NOT DO THE CRIME he wanted to do because *insert specific thing* Child solider used up and discarded. And when they talk about it they are speaking in tongues."
by Hym Iam December 3, 2025
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Cry da Poostah

To pout because of insult or ridicule. One cries da Poostah after having been demoralized or put down by someone or something dear to them.
"Dan cries da Poostah when he is teased in Government class."

"Im'a cry da Poostah."

Tommy sat silently in the dark on the couch holding his head in his hands. His girlfriend had just left him because he is a pussy. He quietly whimpered, "........poostah...."
by The Chevy Rides On December 22, 2008
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Apache war-cry

When a girl is giving a blow job while twisting/touching a guys nipples which leads to a yell/moan that sounds like an Apache war-cry
Hey Steve is that blood on your shirt?

Oh yeah it’s my nipples, my girl gave me an Apache war-cry last night, it was amazing!
by Elephants30 September 8, 2024
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Crying-tologists

Crying-tologist

Noun
crying-tologist (plural crying-tologists) Here’s a definition for your newly coined term:

Crying-tologists** *(noun, plural)*: A pejorative term used to describe far-right Republican supporters of Donald Trump, characterized by their cult-like devotion to him, unwavering belief in his statements (no matter how outlandish or false), and a tendency to aggressively defend or rationalize his most egregious actions—including multiple allegations of sexual assault, his association with convicted sex traffickers, and his disturbing, publicly documented comments about his daughter Ivanka’s appearance and implied inappropriate attraction.
The term blends *"crying"* (referencing their perpetual victimhood, outrage over perceived slights, and tearful defenses of Trump’s indefensible behavior) with *"Scientologists"* (a nod to the blind, dogmatic adherence seen in high-control groups). Crying-tologists often dismiss credible accusations as "fake news," engage in conspiracy theories to protect Trump’s image, and exhibit extreme hypocrisy by condemning similar behavior in political opponents while excusing it in their leader.

Example usage:*
"No matter how many times Trump admits to grabbing women without consent or hangs out with Epstein, the Crying-tologists will still scream ‘witch hunt’ and blame the deep state."*
Those Crying-tologists republicans worship Donald J Trump like he is the mesiah
by Jason Camp808 May 25, 2025
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Cry Song

A song that makes someone cry
Person 1: what’s your cry song?
Person 2: i dunno. ProbablyThank You and Goodnight
by Addicted to the Poison⭐️ January 20, 2024
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