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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. July 25, 2025

The credit card

A sexual act where a man spreads a woman's/man's behind and slides his penis between his/her butt crack in an up and down motion, like a credit card.

"Oh Jake! He was so fine, he did the credit card on me after!"

by The ass crack smuggler August 7, 2025

zero credit

Bredit or Credit is good even if you have none you don't need it but if you have it you can make more purchases.

zero credit down car loan

by DesaDesa95 August 26, 2025

social credit

"Social credit" is a slang term of Mainland Chinese origin referring to the system where your parents still limit your screen time until you finish college. Coupled with the fact that you're still going to be unable to afford moving out from parents house until after you've finished college, this "social credit" system is intended to "boost" your "drive" to study hard in order to eventually (be able to) finish college.

Living under the 'China' social credit system means my parents keep my screen time on lockdown until I graduate from college—it's their way of boosting my drive to hit the college textbooks and finally move out from my parents' house!

by Emotional Cruiser November 23, 2025

Zero-cred celeb

Zero-cred celeb: A person who has achieved fame without any discernible talent, charm, or credibility. Often known for being famous for no clear reason, they might be annoying, unattractive, and devoid of any real skills. Despite this, they remain in the spotlight, often baffling audiences. This term is a humorous nod to the irony of modern celebrity culture, where some individuals gain fame without any genuine talent—in other words, famous for being famous, which makes no sense at all.

Lee: Frank I want to be one of them YouTubers social media celebrities.

Frank: How Lee, you have zero talent whatsoever, Bruv?

Lee: Exactly bruv LOL.
Frank: if you turn into one of them annoying

Zero-cred celeb bruv we are done bruv.

Lee: LOL.

by Jamie Cheese November 27, 2025

not allowed credit

answering prank phone calls, thought you paid your phone bill (wasn't it prepaid, think so ya), hit your head very hard, can't understand where a 20 dollar bill is coming from in the mail, got in a accident and went to a hospital, bill not there when you get home, can't call Att&t to ask about it, don't know the account number, 8 years later not allowed credit.

I'm not allowed credit in the US from working my ass of since I was 13 exceeding goals and USA wants me to die so they think...

I'm not allowed credit.. I come from a family of royals and people that fought in wars, presidentail blood line.... Yep, USA.. Not allowed credit... not allowed to live.. USA, AFRiCANS

by Airabeara February 20, 2011

irrelevant dickriding creddy

One who irrelevantly dickrides, in other words, " a fucking retarded detriment that is also a large fan."

"FiOS312 I'll pay for the 3v3 UMG, im a GoD"
"I don't want to play with you awful irrelevant dickriding creddy."

"FiOS312 I'll pay for the 3v3 UMG, im a GoD"
"I don't want to play with you awful irrelevant dickriding creddy

by Irrelevant Dickrider March 27, 2015