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Honeymoon Cocktail

The act of a woman placing her cupped hand over her cum filled pussy then sitting on her male suitor’s face to perform oral stimulation with cum dripping down.
Guy 1: “I loaded my girlfriend’s snatch with cum last night.”
Guy 2: “Oh man! Did she get pissed?”
Guy 1: “Nah! She gave me a Honeymoon Cocktail.”
Guy 2:“I must say, I never indulged.”
Guy 1:“She keeps the semen in her vagina with a cupped hand then sits on your face for some tongue manipulation allowing the cum to ooze out into your mouth.”
Guy 2: “Is that gay?”
Guy 1: “No! That is not gay!”
by Capt. Ivan Drago February 2, 2024
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Quirming Cocktail

A game played with two or more people where they circle around a cup and start quirming until everyone goons into the cup. The last person to goon has to mix the reproductive matter with a drink of choice and completely drink the concoction.
1. I lost quirming cocktail at the sleepover!
2. I just beat my Dad at quirming cocktail!
by #1nufter March 16, 2024
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Florida cocktail

When you consume 3 or more drugs as well as alcohol at the same time.
"Dude, I got so messed up on a Florida Cocktail."
"Damn, take some vitamins. Need rehab?"
by Absurd Florida Man March 20, 2024
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Diddy Cocktail

Mixing 3 or more drugs together. Must be at least 3+, but ideally 5 or more. Comes from the fact Diddy was known for mixing multiple drugs like pink cocaine, tuci, ketamine, mushrooms, weed, alcohol, ecstasy, & viagra.

Can be used when mixing 3+ different strains of cannabis (dabs or dry flower, edibles) or alcohol, but alcohol must be a mix of brown and white.
Damn my boy put 5 different strains in a dab: Afghan OG (body high), King Louie, Reba Jam (sativa), some unkonwn Haze (mental high) and Vortex. That was a Diddy Cocktail!
by GO DJ HaKa April 24, 2024
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Kentucky Cocktail

A bourbon and cola.
After this beer I'll move on the Kentucky Cocktails.
by R. P. P. Shakespeare May 2, 2024
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bull cocktail

. . . A cup full of semen. Usually made fresh by many willing donators.
Waiter: *Hands them their sampler plate.* "Be careful... the plate is hot..... And there you go! Is there anything else can I get for you?"

Customer: *Steeples his hands.* ..... I'll take your house special.... Your Bull Cocktail.

Waiter and the entire male staff: *cue the sexy imaginary background music.*
by Ppootteennttiiaall June 20, 2024
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Nevada Cocktail

A sexual move where usually the female will put one foot on the male's testicles, and the other foot used to choke the man out. Next, the woman will clasp their hands together over the male's penis and begin to suck very hard.
Mike: Bro what happened to you last night?
Dave: (In hysteria) She took everything...
Mike: Rebecca? W-w-what did she take?
Dave: (Still Crying) she took all my sperm... performing a Nevada Cocktail...
by FakeFent November 18, 2024
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