Facebook Commitment

When you reply to an event as "going," you must go to that event no matter what.

John accidentally got himself into a Facebook Commitment for a party and had to miss his sister's wedding.

by hahagoe September 6, 2012

steering committee

Group of people who think they are smart and make decisions on things that affect other people even though they don't really understand what they are doing. Usually comprised of corporate manager types...and at least one pretentious Wharton grad who thinks he's the shit because he went to same school as Donald Trump. Fuck Donald Trump.

The assholes in the steering committee really fucked this regional meeting. Like...really fucked it.

by Mr. Boaty McBoatface March 29, 2017

commie kludge

a ill-assorted collection of poorly-matching parts, forming a distressing communist whole

you are a commie kludge

by dfgdsfgsdfg July 15, 2011

Welcome Committee

A group of people or single persons wanting to sex up the new kid.

-Hot new girl walks past-
"hey you're the new girl."
"Yeah."
"Well have you met the Welcome Committee?" -points to the left to a group of guys-

by escaped mental patient January 21, 2010

Card carrying commie

An opponent of equal or greater skill compared to yourself. They are clever and deviant. Can't trust them so always bring backup

Danny was playing a card carrying commie in Battleship. Danny had to go to the bathroom. While in there the commie switched his ships around and won on that. If danny had brought friends it might not have ended that way.

by Little Canada June 10, 2010

Commisso

Anyone with a particularly peculiar voice and a variety of not funny jokes is called a Commisso. they do not have a first name, just a last name.

Yo Commisso!!!! ;)

by MGNht May 4, 2009

enough commie spam

A subreddit which promotes it's anti-communist thought by using strawmen arguments, logical fallacies, and other misleading arguments which inevitably accomplish nothing.

enough commie spam provides me with all the good arguments against commies I'll need - stuff like 'socialism killed 100 gorillion people' and 'hah all communists are just kids therefore their opinions are invalid'

by Minerface February 14, 2017