Cobbler

noun, when you give a girl a Nut-n'-surprise after she implies you have a small penis

She was talking crap so I gave her a cobbler.

by Master Elf June 3, 2018

Cobblesniffer

Cobblesniffer - one who sniffs cobblestone.

“I’ll peel ya dick like a banana, you cobblesniffer,”

by NibbestNibba March 6, 2018

Cobble Pond

An emotional format of hanging out between towards friends. What separates a cobble pond session from an ordinary hangout is the expectation of emotional outbursts occurring during said cobble pond

Hey molly you look a lil down. Wanna go for a drive and have a phat cobble pond?

by Mollyyouchampion July 17, 2018

cobblers

It means something is utterly terrible

Simon "I got a D in Maths"
Trevor "Absolute cobblers Simon!"

by mikewhite February 8, 2019

cobbledink

An asshole who thinks they gets to decide what their nickname will be. Not a term of endearment, used for people who you have to stay friends with but don't want to.

Girl 1: Hey isn't that Eric over there? Go say hi!
Girl 2: Nah he's such a cobbledink, if I wasn't friends with Annie he'd be out.

by Amaranthae May 28, 2019

Chubble

The name for the extra chin on a fat person.

“Hey Bill, you got some cheese hanging from your chubble.”

by Sb2bowl June 29, 2019

cobble stomp

Sexualised placement of one or more feet into a cobbler, usually peach. Often clothed in a single sock the stomper will move the foot about attempting to get the more fluid material to pass up and between the toes. The cobble soiled socks fetch a premium from the right wearer.

That Onizuka chap offered to pay me handsomely for some basic cobble stomp photos, dude didn't even want me to cry during it.

by Maximus Polokov April 16, 2019