Congratudolences

What a poker champion would say to second place, because while second pays a lot of money, no one remember who finished second.

A term heard by Phil Hellmuth on The Raw Deal, unsure if he coined the phrase or was simply repeating it.

Final table, heads up, all in, Phil Hellmuth takes it down:

Miscellaneous player: "Wow what a ride, nice hit on the river Phil."

Phil Hellmuth: "Yeah you played a good game, Congratudolences!"

by FlushWithFlavor April 29, 2021

conglutinate

to glue, or to join

I have to conglutinate my puzzle pieces together after I finish making them.
Me and my best friend always conglutinate the same club together.

by anonymous April 29, 2021

congratumultations

To congratulate someone with a creative personality

I wish to send you my congratumultations

by Ragnok11 June 11, 2021

Congrashewlayshunz

When you lose braincells after watching Keeping up with the Kardashians and forget how to spell congratulations.

Oh baby! Congrashewlayshunz on getting your degree in jiggle physics.

by mithaichahiye August 5, 2021

congradgulently

Gladly or happily doing something

I shall congradgulently work.

by Ron772 August 10, 2021

congojack

a man who hates trash pulls

"Did you get your invisibility potions? Congojack wants to skip some packs."

by DouglasQuaid69 August 24, 2021

congojack

a man that hates trash pulls

"Did you receive your invisibility potions? Congojack was passing them out, that guy sure hates killing anything other than a boss."

by DouglasQuaid69 August 24, 2021