call of duty booty

Deterioration of muscular tissue in the rear/ass area, due to inactivity , because of prolonged sitting during extended sessions of Call of Duty 4.
Flatness.

"Goddamn my ass is sore from sitting there trying to get my prestige up!"
"haha fucktard, you've got Call of Duty Booty"

by davyjavy August 4, 2008

Nature's call

The feeling you get when you have to go to the bathroom.

"Nature's callin" or "nature calls" is usually how nature's call is said in a sentence.

Guy #1: Dude, where you going so fast?

Guy #2: Nature calls!

by chocolate box July 22, 2006

CALIBARRIO

21st century term used to describe California because of the mass invasion by Mexican illegals.

California was the place to be back in the day, now its full of trash, stolen shopping carts, strollers, and taquerias. It's time to get out of Calibarrio and move to Airzona.

by redwhiteandblue22 May 7, 2010

Calvin College

A Christian college in Grand Rapids, Michigan U.S.A. Known for its Jesus freaks, hot snobby bitches, and shitty investments. Has a 99% acceptance rate because they don't hesitate to financially rape someones' pockets for $35K a year. Doesn't have any real sports. 100% dry campus. If you fuck someone in the dorms, they will kick you out. About 90% of the student body is composed of social retards who go there because they grew up in sheltered, Jesus loving, god fearing communities and are attempting to add four more years to avoiding the real world. Most students graduate in over four years due to the schools' curriculum of required theology and other bullshit classes that real schools don't teach. The student body is about as ethnically diverse as Toronto, Ontario (roughly 70% white, 30% asian, and about six blacks). The asians generally stay with one another and avoid white people like they're going to put them in concentration camps. Most of the guys are skinny dickless choches. The very small number of athletically toned guys have no problem tearing through the poon like it's spring break. The girls are stuck up twats who use their religion as an excuse as to why they claim to be virgins. Every girl there will put-out for a guy if his family is rich. Everyone there will piss themselves at the notion of atheists and other non-christian people. Best way to get someone to jerk off in front of you is to start talking about Jesus.

Normal college student: "So what did you do this weekend?"
Calvin college student: "I went to chapel and praised Jesus by the seminary pond. How about you?"
Normal college student: "I went to a party and got shitfaced then proceeded to show my genitalia to everyone and ended up waking up in a bed with two women and a pool of vomit next to me. It was about the usual."
Calvin college student: "You're going to hell."

Random Christian: "Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about Jesus Christ?"
Calvin student: unzips pants

"I'm so sexually frustrated, I'm about to stick my dick in a light socket."

"My type of guy is one whose parents left him a six-figure trust fund."

by commandercrook October 17, 2013

Calvertism

Calvertism is the belief in mixing foods.

I walked into the room and saw Brian preaching about the art of Calvertism in the Cafeteria.

by Brian Calvert October 14, 2005

calling it a night

Something you say to a friend announcing you are going to bed.

Chris: Aight I'm calling it a night
Rob: alright, sleep tight.

by Chris Cleven May 27, 2007

Calling Ralph

Vomitting after drinking too much, because when you boot, it sounds like you're saying Ralph. Also known as 'calling ralph on the big white phone'

After my fifth 40, I had to call Ralph on the big white phone.

by PAYYOURDEBTS February 17, 2005