Banked

The act of getting fucked in the ass by your significant other with a strap on

Dude my wife totally banked me last night.

by Big Dick baller bobby banks October 4, 2017

Blanket Person

Someone who spends their time hiding from the world under a blanket on their couch. Afraid of changes, social interaction, and living their life. The couch is usually located in a parents house or basement, but that is not an exclusive detail. Little to no friends.

Whatever happened to Larissa?

Man, her parents babied her so bad after she failed college that she became a blanket person. I haven’t seen her in months.

by The Merle October 20, 2017

blanket condom

Tightly wrapped blankets around a person

I was really cold, so I made myself a blanket condom to warm myself up. I feel great now!

by Glenny Baby May 3, 2018

Blaked

Destroying someone's soul with words

look Anthony is getting blaked because he didn't have his instrument

by Davanteeee. January 21, 2018

Blaked

Being extremely drunk and expelled from the Nursery Inn, Hartlepool UK onto Blake Street

Jesus, I was Blaked last night

by Marty47 May 20, 2018

Banked

To be silly or stupid kind of “silly”

Why is bob banked when girls are around?

by yourlocaldoglover May 29, 2018

Blanketface

When you have had enough of everyones shit so you just want to lie in bed with your blanket over you face to the point where you're suffocating but you can still kinda breathe.

Well.. Fuck this.. I'm gonna go Blanketface

by Lesleypornpie June 2, 2018