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Byzantine Beard

typically refers to a specific style of facial hair commonly associated with Byzantine emperors and men of high social status in the Byzantine Empire, which existed from the 4th century AD to the 15th century AD
characterized by its length, often extending down to the chest, and its well-groomed appearance.

Byzantine emperors and other elite individuals often used their appearance, including their facial hair, as a symbol of power, authority, and cultural identity
grooming of the beard was seen as a reflection of their refined tastes and their connection to ancient Greco-Roman traditions.

might also be used more broadly to describe any long, well-maintained beard with historical or regal connotations.
that orthodox priest has a byzantine beard
by Eggy115 August 18, 2023
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Beard-Mask

Grown facial hair that is attached to the face through follicles in the skin found mostly in most male homo sapiens. Not much different than a Beard, the Beard-Mask is instead used for reasons classically inconsistent with historical practices such as; protecting the face from harsh elements, religious practices, being unable to shave from lack of resources, and mere preference. Instead, a Beard-Mask is grown to cover any number of jarring inconsistencies to the face or emotional well-being of its wearer. These reasons include: Covering the ravages of pubescent acne scars. Physical deformation of the face or neck. Having a baby-face, or youthfully juvenile appearance. Double Chin. Perceived Unattractiveness. Overall Unattractiveness. Low/ Non-Existent self-esteem.
Matt definitely wears that creepy beard-mask to cover his toxic self-esteem, not to mention, those giant welts from acne and poor hygiene.
by bentslightly August 2, 2022
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beard marriage

A marriage in which a woman marries a gay man to provide a cover for his homosexuality
Trent: oh yeah i love my wife aha aha

brian: 100% in a beard marriage bro
carl: yeah sad that it needs to exist tho
brian: on jah brother
by streamcatvideosonline February 19, 2022
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Nut Beard

Pubic hair on the satchel resembling a beard. It may or may not be connected to a nut stache.
I looked so much better naked before I shaved my nut beard
by fire man 12 March 22, 2009
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bearded beaver

A Pussy that has not been shaved recently, thus making it furry
Wow, Jason Hua's mum has a nice bearded beaver!! She is hell cheap too!!!
by Rob April 8, 2004
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Holiday Beard

The girl (or guy) you take to your parent's house over the holidays 'cause you're not ready to come out of the closet yet. See beard.
"Yeah, I'm going to Jim's folk's house this Christmas...apparently, I'm his holiday beard."
by g33dav3y December 21, 2008
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dolly beard

unfeasably attractive young woman, who acts as camoflage to hide the fact that her chum is a homosexual male. dolly beards as usually seen at reunions and parties, acting tarty with that boy from school who played with dolls and skipping ropes.
'did you see the state of that poofter ? he had his dolly beard with him-ha! we all know he's gay!'
by Gomble September 24, 2009
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