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slouchy pussy

A very wet and loose vagina.
I heard that she has a slouchy pussy.
by Raymond E. Carroway Jr. February 7, 2024
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Pussy Podium

When a woman explains something to a man in a condescending, patronizing, or overly confident manner, particularly when the man already understands it, this behavior is basically the female version of mansplaining
“I’ve been fixing cars for 10 years, but she still got on the pussy podium to explain how an engine works.”

“It wasn’t a discussion, it was a full-on pussy podium moment.”
by J.Veden August 17, 2025
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Not with this yeasty pussy

Mom: Jill, will you do the dishes while I’m at work?

Jill: Not with this yeasty pussy !
by chillygoat December 21, 2018
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Pussy

Something cute, small, and furry, often kept as a pet to catch mice or rodents. This is a Cat, A domestic cat. This is the true innocent meaning of the word. However, over time, the term has been controversially co-opted to refer to a woman’s private part, largely due to its use in slang and pop culture. This shift has led to confusion and frustration, as many people now mistakenly or carelessly refer to the term in its more sexualized form, forgetting its original association with cats. The dual usage has sparked a debate over whether the redefined meaning is empowering or simply inappropriate, with some arguing that the term's original, affectionate link to felines is being lost amidst the surge of idiotic and insensitive references to the female genitalia.

See: Alley cat, Calico, Climber, Clowder, Coochie-cat, Cuddle buddy, Cuddle monster, Feline, Feline friend, Furry companion, Furry sidekick, Fur baby, Furball, Fur friend, Fuzzbutt, Kitty, Kitty cat, Kitty-puss, Lap cat, Little lion, Maine Coon, Manx, Meowler, Meowing friend, Meow Machine, Munchkin, Napper, Nooch, Nookie, Pouncing master, Pawed friend, Playful prowler, Persian, Purring machine, Purring pal, Puss, Pussycat, Pookie, Pride, Scratch, Sassy, Siamese, Snuggle buddy, Soft paws, Softie, Tails, Tigger, Tom, Tortoiseshell, Whiskers, Window watcher.
Girl: Awww aren’t you a sweet little pussy 🥰?

Pervert: Did you hear that? She just said pussy.

Friend: Umm I think she meant a cat.

Pervert: *speaks loudly* No, pussy meant VAGINA. I love to see her sexy vagina.

Girl: (turns to the pervert, with a firm tone) "That’s completely out of line. I was referring to a cat that was below that old green car, not whatever you’re thinking. Your comment is disrespectful and inappropriate. Please keep your vulgar thoughts to yourself and don’t speak about me like that. I don’t tolerate this kind of behavior."
by EMD F59PHI January 18, 2025
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Pad Pussy

A guy who plays football thinking hes stronger than anyone in the world when he wears pads all over his body,
usually a dick that is fat and hates everyone that isn't a "man" because he doesn't play football and is hated by most people but is to stupid to realize
Football player- foot fairy anyone can play that sport
soccer player- shut up pad pussy all you do is run around get bumped on the shoulder and throw yourself across the feild then act like you were hit by a bus.
by doodie butt hole February 1, 2020
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Pussy digger

When a man pretends to be rich or is rich, catfishing gold diggers just for the pussy.
Joe promised his fortune to Destiny, but little does she know, he's just a pussy digger.
by bananahammockdave January 24, 2023
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Anti-pussy magic

Isaac Brock's voice
"My girl was riding my jock so hard and I just wanted her to fuck off so I just blasted Modest Mouse to keep her away--let me tell you, bro, Isaac Brock's voice is anti-pussy magic!!"
by justaregularsadgirl July 16, 2020
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