Hamel-Peritz Syndrome

A condition experienced when heat and humidity cause one’s balls to become stuck to their leg.

Damn, I’ve got a bad case of Hamel-Peritz Syndrome right now.

by xrich August 24, 2023

Nagster syndrome

A syndrome that makes you bullying people without being aware of it.

By shouting NKAI poggers gives you a temporary resistance against this.

Person1: Hi can you help me?
Person2: No f*** off.
Person1: why are you so mean..
Person2: Oh no.. nagster syndrome
Person2: NKAI poggers

by Naster123 May 25, 2018

Sol Syndrome

Often mixes up lefts and rights

Jack suffers from Sol syndrome, he gets lost easily

by GregTheGoblin April 7, 2025

Black and Blue Syndrome

whenever there is something someone doesn't want you to do, you do it anyway
whenever you get bored you antagonize people

whenever people get mad at you for something bad you did, you victimize yourself and try to give fake reasons to justify your actions

Yeah Michael, Hes got a bad case of black and blue syndrome, hes running around attacking people but tomorrow he'll be back at our door step.

by anonymous January 5, 2021

R tard syndrome

Someone who is a complete jerk off and an asshole. They lack no common sense and have major anger issues for no reason. They always make dumbass jokes and arent funny. They're probably high school dropouts and lack any social skills. They pay for only fans when porn is free. their dream is to be a rapper, but they're so dull like a stick has been rammed up their ass that they cant. and they always try and fight people but they are skinnier than aa twig and would snap in half

"that guy seems okay"
"No that guy has r tard syndrome, he dropped out of high school to be a SoundCloud rapper"
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"Biden isn't that bad of a president"
"bro he fell UP the stairs and gave the Taliban money, he's suffering from R tard syndrome"

by R6Gamergirl69 August 30, 2021

SpinCo Syndrome

When you’ve been to spin class too many times and start thinking that everyone in the world cares what happens in your day to day life

I think I’m starting to get SpinCo Syndrome, yaaa?

by D McDoug January 22, 2022

Auraltale Syndrome

An aural illness commonly found in Undertale and/or Deltarune fans (especially those in the SoundCloud community). People with this illness practically worship Undertale-related music (both OST and fan-made tracks), and dislike any other kind of music simply because it’s different. When listening to anything other than what they’re overly used to, their automatic response is mild disgust, and will most likely click off after just a few seconds. Naturally, people with this illness are bad critics.

“I’d ask my best friend for their thoughts on my new track, but they’re in the UTSC, so they probably have auraltale syndrome.”

by Ion99 November 20, 2021