Rock Face

That face you make when you're feeling real tough, or at least trying to appear that way to intimidate people (esp. to intimidate white people).

Jacobian went rock faced when this guy said he cold drink more than Jacobian.

by TrueAfrican August 29, 2014

Banged in the face with a shitbag

An exclamation of disgust. Used specifically to elicit the visual of someone preforming fellatio on a person who currently has a colostomy bag.

“I’m going to bang you in the face with a shitbag”

“Well, Bang me in the face with a shitbag, that sucks.”

“Woke up this morning feeling like I got banged in the face with a shitbag”

by Lil hed February 24, 2025

Coon Face

A woman whose face is very similar to that of a Racoon.

Man, brittany is such a coon face look at her.

by Wildfang44 September 5, 2018

CD Face Palm

When you're at work... and you wonder how other people are SO stupid. You officially give the "Chris Facepalm." Meaning, you lower your head, put your hand on your forehead, cuss a few times and say "What in THE fook."

Did you see the task description this person just made? It makes NO SENSE! "CD Face Palm" here.

by MP is here June 20, 2022

Boner Face

A male homo sapient whomst genetalia happens to be in the facial region rather than between their two goddamn legs.

Dem nigger got dicks in their eyes, they be boner faces.

by BlackAssNiggerJew November 27, 2017

Butt-Faced Gargoyle Girl

A Butt Face Gargoyle girl is someone who looks like they crawled off the side of a medieval church and tried to live amongst humans. Their face happens to look like an ass.

Hey Johnny, is that your co-worker Rem? Yes Bob, can't you tell by the way she looks like a Butt-Faced Gargoyle Girl?

by J409 September 15, 2025

mooking face

N. A mental state triggered by extacy or MDMA.

V. When faces melt into themselves after using Molly.

"Yo I was mooking face for hours"

"I looked into the mirror and saw my mooking face"

by trauma kilo July 11, 2016