International Women's Day

Observed on March 8. Daring women celebrate this day by boldly wearing a strap-on dildo and pegging their male partners right in the ass, symbolizing the fight against patriarchy, triumph over toxic masculinity and progress in gender equality. Redefining masculinity as an act of male empowerment, forward-thinking men confront their male ego by bending over and spreading their ass like true feminist allies.

Woman: Bend on your knees and take it like a man. It's International Women's Day.
Man: My ass is all yours.

by ModernCreek March 06, 2024

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Respect your Women Day

Men have to cook, clean and watch the kids while mom drinks.

Man- sorry, can't go out tonight, it's Respect your Women day... I'm cleaning and cooking so my women can get wasted.

by Jamjen March 15, 2017

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Women nowadays don't know how to keep a man

Yeah, bitch, I saw it. Better believe I saw it. I see everything.

Hym "Along with the statement 'Women nowadays don't know how to keep a man' there is an implicit assumption that you could keep me. There is just so much arrogance packed into that seemingly innocuous statement that it's hard to take you seriously. And I know. I know you're sitting there thinking 'I wOuLdN't WaNt To-' IRRELEVANT! Entirely irrelevant! The point is you COULDN'T if you had to. You know I am the wrong person to talk to about what you want."

by Hym Iam March 03, 2023

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A few good women

A movie about female Marines on trial for killing one of their own.

Scene from A few good women-

Female marine- She was weak. Unit, corps, god, country.

Lawyer- You're on trial for murder, and you want me to go to the judge with unit, corps, god, country?

by The Original Agahnim August 20, 2021

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ur dad is women

Use when you about to win an argument with random dude and when you about to win but he/she said : your mom
quickly use ''your mom is men'''. But if he/she said : your dad then quickly spam " your dad is women" and if he still trying to win about that argument, be like me. Tell him : "I have segg with your dad ass" and now you win the argument for 100% sure

random dude : your mom
your self : your mom is men
random dude : your dad

you : your dad is women
random dude : crying

by Sadly_f September 22, 2021

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