Old broken crippled bent wonky stupid rotten crusty witch 

Is when ur witch is so mangled that she can be called this. However, the person saying this literally worships the ground she walks on and loves her.

Omg Lucy is such an Old broken crippled bent wonky stupid rotten crusty witch that I would get on my hands and knees to worship her.

Old broken crippled bent wonky stupid rotten crusty witch by Witch man August 28, 2022

BIG WILLY WONKA 

Having a big dick that destroys pussys

My big willy wonka killed someone

BIG WILLY WONKA by Man on a Mission April 30, 2025

playing Willy Wonka

1. to be in bed with several people in a platonic way, a-la the grandparents in the 1971 film "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory".
2. to collude in an overly friendly way with one or more individuals who are either nonproductive or disingenuous.

1. "We all had taken some molly at the party and decided to listen to some music and play Willy Wonka together."
2. "Look, man, I'm gonna need more money because I'm not playing Willy Wonka with you mother fuckers."

playing Willy Wonka by garbagefight June 30, 2025

The Big Wonk

Somebody who is getting mad over something that literally makes sense.

Dude, stop being the big wonk. 2 + 2 DOES equal 4!

The Big Wonk by Mor(e)peko November 15, 2025

St. Thomas Side Wonk 

Name of a wavy sidewalk on Holland Street in St. Thomas, Ontario, Canada.
One could say it's a representation of the city's gene pool.

Did you see that skid trip and fall on the St. Thomas Side Wonk?

St. Thomas Side Wonk by J00n10r August 12, 2019