cheese weasel

Noun: Someone who hangs out with people who have money, with the sole intent of using them to score free things, meals, drinks, etc; someone who goes out on dates to score free meals; dinner whore.

Verb: The act of taking or hogging something with no regards to the owner's personal property.

Noun: That cheese weasel got me to spend all of my money on her, then she took off!

Verb: Don't cheese weasel all the chips!

by DjSuzySolar September 16, 2008

basket weaver

A young person who sits at home on a Friday and Saturday night knitting sweaters or blankets.

The "basket weaver" would rather stay home than party with friends.

by fupah August 19, 2009

Weaker sex

Women or females

Women are the weaker sex

by Big Al destroyer of worlds September 24, 2020

weaver

A slang term referring to an individual who works in the sales industry and loves the song "dreamweaver".

Also a person who is overly concerned with his/her appearance.

Similar to Metrosexual

Did you see what the weaver was wearing yesterday?

Don't be such a weaver.

by Richard Candian April 11, 2008

weaselsnatcher

a weaselsnatcher is a dude who is good at picking up chicks who are "weasely" or "squirrely" : they seem to like you but then get away. A weaselsnatcher is the guy who always seems to get a date with (or go home with) that chick.

man, theres that girl i tried to pick up last week, going home with your brother. He is such a goddamn weaselsnatcher.

by lambchop_Mcgoo February 6, 2010

weasel butter

Weasel butter is the build up of piss that ends up on urinals, toilets, and bathroom floors. As the pee dehydrates it takes the appearence of butter.and since you leak your weasel, it's called weasel butter.

Damn there is so much weasel butter on the floor you could cook eggs on it.

by original gasbag October 2, 2013

weiser

An extremely dry hand job.

“My wife was on her period. All i got was a weiser.”

by dkock3 April 28, 2021