Twitter

A place where straight guys act gay just to score with females

"why do you simp for girls on twitter"

by randi101 April 13, 2020

number 1 rule of twitter

No matter what the subject is, never ever argue with an account who has a lot of followers or else their followers will jump you for it

“That guy has a lot of followers you shouldn’t argue with him
-but he said some really racist shit
-remember the number 1 rule of twitter”

by Handle_𝔦𝔱 November 13, 2020

Twitter

A place you go to find peace and chat with others, ha na it's a shit show I've there would weather dab in public to be honest.

Bob: hey follow me on twitter

Theador: no it's a total mess over there

by Non existent sleeping schedule September 5, 2020

twitter-puff

a nickname a hot girl gives you

I love you, baby. you're my sweet lil' Twitter-puff

by pussymaryjane September 1, 2016

twitter fornication

Twitter fornication is when Tweeps star each other’s Tweets simultaneously.

Twitter Fornication is when a Tweep stars your Tweet so you star fuck them right back, the starring evolves into a star-fucking that leads to Twitter orgasm.

by Tomaso420 January 11, 2014

Twitter

This is the little place between the twat and the shitter. Commonly known as a gooch on a guy or the taint. This little divider is the place between the cooter and the shooter on a girl.

I got jammed up on the her twitter going in.

by Ligmah April 20, 2019

Election Twitter

A community on X (Twitter) made up of autistic gay people (or homophobes depending on the party).

These people either cope and whine about elections or argue over autistic predictions for elections. There is Conservative ET (Con ET) which has prominent voices such as Luc J. Gagnon, and there is Liberal ET (Lib ET) which also has its prominent voices, such as Winter Politics.

Both suffer from severe autism. Oh yeah also in Election Twitter 1/3 of the people are pedophiles.

John: Did you see what Lib Election Twitter said? They think Roy Cooper will run in the 2026 US Senate Election in North Carolin-

Mark: I'm not an autistic retard. I honestly don't give a shit.

by AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHJHHHHHHHHHHHHH July 1, 2025