twat clogger

another word for tampon

"she needs a twat clogger for her period"

by the official spydaman May 29, 2008

Twat Cabbage

A women's twat after a long work out at the gym or spinning class. It will result in a funny smell that has a hint of cabbage.

Dude I ate my girlfriend out after the gym... totally twat cabbage WTF!

by Dick Fitzwells October 6, 2009

twat you one

The act of scraping one's nails down another person's arm to convey anger, resentment or the recognition of a derogatory comment.

Chris: 'I fucked your mum'
John: 'Well, I'm going to have to twat you one'

by C. J. Lynch & D. E. Knight December 9, 2012

Twat Hole

Simone who acts like a massive bitch, jack knob, or pussy.

"Stop acting like such a bitch, you twat hole"

by thatnolachix January 2, 2015

off my twat

to be so intoxicated from the consumption of alcohol or non-pharmaceutical drugs that you behave in a way totally out of character, but in a good wa.

last night i was so off my twat

by joanna cassidy May 28, 2005

twankie Tre's

23 inch rims.

Shit son, I wont own a truck with less than twankie Tre's.

by StEiN October 28, 2003

twattock

A modification of twat, (literaly, little twat) used as an insult, and is useful when an extra sylable is needed in an amusing poem or suchlike.

My heavens, isn't Mary and Jimmy's boy a twattock?

Yes, but what did you expect from those two?

by steroozi April 30, 2004