"That boy I invited in last night was really nice, but then he pulled an autistic turtle! What a fucko!" said Jane.
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As in a Turtle pulling his head back inside of his shell.
Causes: Cold Water, Fright, Koo Ko Girlfriends or Wives.
As in a Turtle pulling his head back inside of his shell.
Causes: Cold Water, Fright, Koo Ko Girlfriends or Wives.
Rieko went koo ko and screamed at me in front of thousands of people at Disneyland and before you know it, I had Turtle Dick.
by DrGenetics March 25, 2008
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As Brian walked past his boss in the hallway, he used a turtle face to acknowledge his boss without saying "hello."
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Patti broke my heart when she sent me a Turtle Text and severed all contact right after hitting send.
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