when a group of people are sitting around a table, playing a drinking game and one person slams down one bottle of beer on top of the another.bottom of one beer is slamming on the neck of the other beer...causing the beer to foam and the owner of the beer drinking a lot
by girlcowboysfan April 28, 2009
Military or construction worker slang for when one person slams his helmet on another persons helmet while on their head.
by Jolecage June 19, 2008
When a soldier hits another soldier's kevlar helment with his own kevlar. Since the cover is usually green camo it looks like to turtles rubbing together, hence the name. I t isn't used much anymore because most soldiers are running around in desert uniforms now because of OEF and OIF
by anonymous August 3, 2004
The act of having sexula intercourse while the girl is under a coffee table, and when the girl sticks out a leg or an arm the man smacks it with a whiffle ball bat untill it goes back under the table.
by SxEx March 11, 2009
John: I need a light for my cigarette.
Bob: I don't have anymore matches, I'll just give you a turtle fuck.
Bob: I don't have anymore matches, I'll just give you a turtle fuck.
by jiblair July 7, 2005
Cut off his/her arms and legs turn him/her over and throw him/her on their bed and fuck them.....like a turtle
i totally turtle fucked her
by master-debater66665 July 17, 2009
When you do your bitch doggie style under the coffee table, when she sticks her head out the other side you punch it. Hince the word turtle fuck
by Made Man August 21, 2006