jesus tools

Your hands

I lost my brush a week ago. At least I still have my Jesus tools

by Katbut December 27, 2013

impeaching tools

The act of dish washing. A smart-ass literal translation from the Hebrew phrase for "dish washing".

- Hey, dude, can you come and give me a hand?
- Just a moment, I'm impeaching tools.

by phlegmat April 15, 2010

Cool as a tool

This phrase is used to describe someone that acts like they are the king shit and wants everyone to know it. You can tell they are like this by the way they walk, talk, and act. Their huge ego is astounding because a lot of the time these people think they are better than everyone else.

Katie: "Hey girl, look at Molly over there with her new North face, Uggs, and yoga pants. She is sooo popular, I wish I was as cool as her."

Amy: "What a fake, she is about as cool as a tool."

by Marpfart Marpdiesel Marps Dave December 23, 2013

Tool-handling

Adjective. A tool-handling person is someone who knows how to deal with situations better than other people.

-We have to protect Larry, that guy's gonna kill him!
-What do you mean "we"? I love him, but I'm afraid. That's your job, my tool-handling friend.

by Melero's Paw May 13, 2009

burrowes=tool

Commonly used to describe a tool that calls himself ridethespiral.

burrowes=tool rode the spiral like a wimpy man

by PlaguE August 7, 2004

tool face

a white boy who raps.

have a good summer tool face.

by owned!!! June 11, 2006

browsing tools

Tools that are handy for purpose of browsing

The browsing tools proved to be extremely helpful.

by Hercolena Oliver October 18, 2008