Free Hand Tool Grinder

This is an old Irish saying that means the person is a lazy wanker. Generally this is used as a term of affection about friends. Can also be used to tell people that you or others are unemployed

Whats your mate Sean do for work?

Him, He's a Free Hand Tool Grinder

by Macbelfast May 28, 2009

power tool

Power Tool - One who exceeds the normal definition of tool and goes above and beyond in their unknowingness that they are being used.

Currently used to describe the most diligent, hard-working, never-see-sunlight students at MIT.

You may substitute a brand-name power tool to get the desired effect, i.e. Sawzall, or just make the sound/hand motion of using a chainsaw.

This guy can't talk about anything but his classes, and I think he's studied for this one test for a week now, he's such a power tool.

by Mr Bill November 30, 2004

Snap-On Tool

A strap on dildo. Favored by lesbians and gay brazilian men.

I saw a video of 2 lezzies going at it with snap-on tools

by wolfbait51 April 24, 2011

The Tool

Slang for a gun, usualy a semi auto pistol or revolver.

"Man, I swear to god Im bout to buss the tool on this nigga"

by be quiet December 22, 2008

April Tool

Somebody that says really stupid April Fools Day jokes that piss everyone off.

"I totally did your mom last night!!! APRIL FOOLS!!! BUT NOT REALLY!!!"
"That guy is such an April Tool."

by Tenacious D-Man April 2, 2008

Hungarian Tool Shed

When having anal sex with a woman, you stuff your testicles into her vagina-----thus putting all the tools away in the shed.

That girl is just begging for a Hungarian Tool Shed!

by Spooge Newton October 6, 2011

Farm tool

An insult used by elder scrolls fans to refer to argonians and Khajiit. A reference to the fact they're used as slaves by dunmer

I won't read the lusty argonian Maid, I'm not into farm tools

by Gatholic November 17, 2021