fap cushion

A cushion used to clean or collect the juices of the mighty fap. Often the closest soft thing to the fapper (sorry cat lovers) - but the crown of all fap cushions has to the collectors edition - Hannah Montana "Got to Rock!" pink cushion, complete with semi O-Face with strategically placed microphone print.

"Oh gosh, i wish I could have used her as a fap cushion" - said Tom

by Mr Fap December 3, 2013

Fap cloud

People who go on DeviantART or other soical media and just follow hundreds of porn/fetish accounts just to get their jimmies off. Fap clouds have no icons or anything. They are just their to coom to whatever pedophilia, bestiality, objectified women and farts.

"Oh look. A new follower! Oh it's just some tween with a Fap cloud. sigh"

by Chevyman95 January 23, 2021

Faps

Faps .. fake ass pieces of shit.

Hiphop/rap term

big mouth wanna be, hypocritical haters, talk the the talk but can’t walk the walk.

Faps bro fake ass pieces of shit thats all they are..
to tell the truth man i aint go no time for these FAPS and that’s facts..
Fuck them keyboard warriors homie, dont sweat it they just a bunch of FAPS for real

by WestOzAlien December 26, 2019

Spinner fap

When you put your penis through a hole in a fidget spinner en spin it while fapping

I spinner fapped so hard last night i can still feel the vshhhhhh

by Zayronca May 22, 2017

Fap

A bad gambling bet placed for fun

I fapped $250 betting against Jake Paul

by DarbyTheGambler April 20, 2021

space fapping

self pleasure in a airplane bathroom and leaving it on the toilet and the walls

I walked into the bathroom to see this guy space fapping all over the walls!

by freakiest f3lla December 4, 2024

Fap biceps

Biceps thats forms when you fap

Brian:Wow bro why you only have biceps on one arm?
Mike:I have a fap biceps

by 123Wermi February 12, 2021