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slanted-clam

Hey would you like to come to my local slanted-clam and eat clam chowder.
by flowersinwinter14 May 24, 2018
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Clam Scrambler

The unwashed hands of a female who has recently "rubbed one out" A.K.A. masturbated.
No matter how clean the bathroom is you never know whose nasty unwashed clam scrambler just touched the door knob.
by Stankle Toof May 2, 2019
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Spanish Clam

A delicious entanglement of beautiful women, usually engaged in sexual acts involving bodily fluids.
I opened the restroom door in first class to check in on my girlfriend and found her in a Spanish Clam with three flight attendants and a shihtzu.
by Clam Caravan June 1, 2018
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clam casket

Similar to an actual casket but this one is made specifically for a vagina after a severe pounding or long drawn out passionate intercourse
(As she gets up to use the restroom) Man you're limp is pretty severe, seems like you're going to need a clam casket these next couple days..
by Loycen April 25, 2017
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Clam Jam

With a variety of clam, from the Bearded Clam to the Soft Shell Smooth Clam, many Clams can be found with Clam Jam. Clam Jam is a buildup of male ejaculation, that becomes engulfed in the clams natural frothy excretion, causing both to solidify into Clam Jam. Clam Jam can be identified on these Clams based on texture, and jello like texture. This makes for a wholesome snack on crackers when obtained freshly from the Clam. Most Women quite enjoy the Clam Jam spread on crackers with a cold glass of pink Moscato.
Jenny's clam was spewing Clam Jam, so I made her Clam Jam Crackers with a glass of Moscato.
by Peter R Wong January 29, 2021
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Clam Bomb

When a female drops her vagina on a man -or- woman's face, typically in an aggressive manner.
Damn! Did she clam bomb you?

I got clam bombed last night, and she hasn't showered in two days!
by thepensmen September 7, 2016
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