Thirty-two.
The delusional age older desperate women think they can lie and get away with by applying makeup or styling their hair to cover up their almost 40 year old bodies in hopes to attract a man that may enjoy being around a woman who wants to share in a mutually delusional state of denial.
The delusional age older desperate women think they can lie and get away with by applying makeup or styling their hair to cover up their almost 40 year old bodies in hopes to attract a man that may enjoy being around a woman who wants to share in a mutually delusional state of denial.
by psychobabbleculvercity April 2, 2011
Get the thirty-twomug. Ancient Jewish tradition of shoving your two fist up one's ass to get an ecstatic feeling, while yelling "You've be a bad girl!" and being squirted on by their vagina.
(Translation from a Chinese sex master)
(Translation from a Chinese sex master)
by Some random nigro looking for October 26, 2016
Get the The Two Fistmug. by Rayl November 24, 2003
Get the douce twosmug. A snowy-icy winter weather day that requires two hands on the steering wheel to avoid going in the ditch and/or collisions with other vehicles.
by belovedx2 December 26, 2009
Get the two-handermug. Teacher: "What is that song you're listening to?"
Student: "It's called camellia two by fanny pack"
lyrics of song: "First day of spring and by the look of things
These girls have forgot how to dress
A little to quick wearing pum-pum shorts
And it's causing me much distress
Whoomp there it is!
Ya’ll right in the front
Everybody come and get a good look
I can see everything through the panty cling, every cranny, and every nook
You better take a quick minute before you step outside
Check the area thats pubic
Or you’ll get your panties all up in a bunch
All twisted up like rubic
Take these words of advice cause its not very nice
I wanna put you all in the know
Girls don't sleep don't let your pants creep
Watch out for the camel toe"
Student: "It's called camellia two by fanny pack"
lyrics of song: "First day of spring and by the look of things
These girls have forgot how to dress
A little to quick wearing pum-pum shorts
And it's causing me much distress
Whoomp there it is!
Ya’ll right in the front
Everybody come and get a good look
I can see everything through the panty cling, every cranny, and every nook
You better take a quick minute before you step outside
Check the area thats pubic
Or you’ll get your panties all up in a bunch
All twisted up like rubic
Take these words of advice cause its not very nice
I wanna put you all in the know
Girls don't sleep don't let your pants creep
Watch out for the camel toe"
by fanny pack lover March 3, 2010
Get the Camellia Twomug. A female who has excessive labia... as though they resemble the roast beef falling out of an Arby's 'two for five' roast beef sandwich.
by Ulysses S. Kank April 7, 2020
Get the Two for fivemug. by BLaowww May 12, 2009
Get the two peeholeiansmug.