Stationary Jet Lag

A relatively mild form of jet lag that doesn’t happen after traveling somewhere, but after either night of daylight savings time when you’re body is readjusting to the hour lost or gained overnight.

I get fired from my job every spring because stationary jet lag causes me to oversleep and show up late the day after spring forward.

by Father Abraham II March 14, 2022

Situationship

What Dine and Charlily85 define as goals

Charlily85: I kinda want a fuckbuddy that's not allows to fuck anyone else, cuddles me but leaves in the morning
Dine:that's a situationship

by Charlily85 December 23, 2022

bus station church

The church on the way to school that looks like a bus depot!!

McCloud: BUS STATION CHURCH!!!!!!!!...santa clause isn't real!
Sam: its a bus family worship center!!

by umm...i know this one... October 26, 2006

Testicular Starvation

When you havent had sex in a very long time and your testicles start to shrink.

Honey what happened to your balls?" " oh im suffering from Testicular Starvation.

by Wiseco February 19, 2011

Sapperton Station

Sapperton, just like Braid Station, is a SkyTrain station in Metro Vancouver. Also like Braid, it does not actually exist. There are no bus routes that terminate at Sapperton, which is further proof that it’s fake news. There are legends that the headquarters of the legendary Translink being located there, but no real proof has been found. Also, people say a pedestrian footbridge being the only way to access the station, rendering pedestrians on the road below the station unable to access it. Of course, there is no way that would be possible. Sorry, but Sapperton doesn’t exist. The Sappers were not here.

Announcement: This is an Expo Line train to: Production Way-University

Passenger 1: Does this train go to Sapperton Station?

Passenger 2: Sapperton does not exist.

Passenger 1: Oh.

by WeedTree October 29, 2018

ranger station

a location in which two individuals fornicate in the outdoor setting for an extended amount of time. all positions included, deep throating encouraged. asshole licking for emily’s.

i want to go to the ranger station this weekend and get dicked down

by cocothecoconut November 8, 2018

Masturbation Station

A place where males and females masturbate and take turns

After I do my chores I’ll ask I can go to the masturbation station with koen

by Boobiejams January 23, 2019