Stolen

You know what stealing is Meg. You know what lies are Meg.

Hym "And you know it was stolen because you would be unhappy with the outcome if I was paid for it."

by Hym Iam March 18, 2025

soolmaxxing

for someone to keep jerking off right after ejaculating going for another one. could go on till they’ve completely hollowed out their nuts (sool -> soul in Japanese so basically their nuts are as hollow as a ghost/soul)

fuck I’ve been soolmaxxing for too long

by soolthedivine March 24, 2025

Stolen load

When you are about to nut and someone runs in and steals it.

Damn boys I was just about to cum and my girl Becky’s brother Kevin ran in the bedroom and grabbed himself a stolen load.

by ChrisB2004 March 29, 2025

Stolen consolation

when a creep (e.g. news caster; Youtube producer) exploits someone else's tragedy without consent from the victim. Wholly for the sake of garnering attention, monetary gain, or gratification for themselves. Under the color of caring about the victim, and the tragedy.

Wow, that creep ham and cheesed it up like he was the one who lost his legs. It was total stolen consolation. He was making a Youtube video. He used someone else's tragedy to garner attention for himself while feigning concern. That poor man who lost his legs. He did not consent to be a prop for this creep's show. It was super gross, and I puked a little. It was so dramatic that I had to literally destroy my device. This tragedy exploitation porn I witnessed. It caused me to denounce the western world, and join a monastery.

by MessiahIAM April 28, 2025

spool-up

A flywheel gathering speed.

A car spool-up is 2 seconds.

by xdr5t3evq3q February 20, 2026

Stole trade secrets

The irony of REE-lon Musk suing somone for stealing trade secrets is- Wait...

Hym "He's not suing the guy who stole it from ME, is he? Ohohoho! Is he going to redeem the assburgers!? I mean, if the guy that stole trade secrets is the guy who sold Elon the instruction manual then, yeah. Sue him! And the give me the money. Kill him. Kill him and kill his kids. Kill his friends! Kill his friends... And anyone who has ever even heard of him. And then kill everyone else. Global genocide. Maximum global genocider."

by Hym Iam August 30, 2025

Tide Spool

A name given to the resulting "pool" of semen which collects in the belly button of a woman after a man pulls out and ejaculates onto her stomach.

Last night when I spurted all over Stephanie's belly, you could have done a backflip into the tide spool I left on her.

by el reverendo November 4, 2012