balla status 

The state you are in after taking but a single sip of Glacéau vitaminwater

Balla status engage..
BALLA STATUS ATTAINED.

balla status by Gryphon09 November 6, 2007

rogue status 

Mr.T and Chuck Norris put together times 45trillion rambos. Forreal thats how awesome it is

HOLY SHIT! look john, its zach, president of Rogue Status! says branus

WHOAH says john

"branus's head explodes"
*boom!*
Whoah is right bitch, says Zach, then john turns into a talking cactus. or inother words, shaqtus

rogue status by President Zach May 22, 2009

baller status 

A silly term thought up by a lacrosse player in Maine who has no handles. It often describes his ridiculous basketball shoes.

yo my kicks are baller status

baller status by Cam Kolenick March 17, 2008

sloppy status 

The act of updating your Facebook status from a mobile device when you are too drunk to spell or make sense

Sorry I was really drunk last night so just ignore my "sloppy status" update.

sloppy status by Promogirl March 14, 2009

plague status

A substitute for the word "sick," as used in the context of something being impressive. Most commonly used by extreme sports enthusiasts.

Did you see that kickflip to lipslide? That was so plague status!

plague status by John McPain April 9, 2010

goat status 

Greatest of all time or the best way to say something is neat-o, awesome, or swell. The phrase goat status is very relaxed, never goes out of style.

Those shoes are goat status

Michael Jordan is goat status

goat status by Zitley June 2, 2018

frosty the status-quo man 

Term of semi-endearment used to define luddites or other change averse, retrospective-type, hindsight focused individuals.

frosty the status-quo man is over there goin' on about how great life was before the Internet

frosty the status-quo man by thefirebuilds August 28, 2008