Gryphon09's definitions

First of May

First day of outdoor sexual intercourse season.

"First of May, First of May!
Outdoor fuckin' starts today!
So bring your favorite lady, or at least your favorite lay..."
-Jonathan Coulton

by Gryphon09 May 13, 2007

balla status

The state you are in after taking but a single sip of Glacéau vitaminwater

Balla status engage..
BALLA STATUS ATTAINED.

by Gryphon09 November 6, 2007

feral

A quick way to say for real. Normally accompanied by "dog/dawg" at the end.

You goin to the movies tonight?
Feral dog!

by Gryphon09 November 8, 2007