Santana

The best friend a girl could have, funny with a great smile. White girl that loves black dick, A LOT. A lady in the streets but a freak in the streets... or backseat of a car.

"who is that girl with that black guy?"
"not sure, she's hot though so she must be a Santana."

by 666birdhomes March 28, 2015

Santa Claus

A nonexistent, grossly obese elderly man who would likely suffer from diabetes and heart disease if he existed. A lie used to maliciously deceive vulnerable, impressionable children to the point where they feel they are unable to trust any human being once they are brought into the light and discover the truth.

Santa Claus is a big LIE. THERE IS NO SANTA.

This lie is generally accepted in modern culture to brainwash kids, very similar to how Hitler's Nazi ideology was used to brainwash Germans.

Similar lies include the Easter Bunny and the tooth fairy.

Belief in Santa Claus contradicts Christian values and detracts from the reason that Christmas is celebrated in the first place by encouraging children to be materialistic, dependent, unappreciative, optimistic, and lazy.

by qwerty9C1 December 28, 2007

santa clarita

suburb of los angeles. it is home to magic mountain, a huge mall, 3 colleges, about 60 public schools spread out through its 5 major incorporated divisions: saugus, valencia, stevenson ranch, newhall, and canyon country. there is some confusion whether castaic is incorporated. about 150,000 people live here. builders like Newhall Farm and Land want to build 60000 new homes because everyone wants to live here, although since these homes will be just slightly outside of the city limits, the city is trying to buy the land away from them to not overpopulate the city.

santa clarita is tight.

by TAshomiyakiyori December 24, 2005

santa cum

When a girl is giving a guy head and the guy pulls out his dick two seconds before he finishes, and he cums all over her chin. He also calls her a "Hoe Hoe Hoe"

Dude I was fucking my girlfriend and i told her to give me head, and i totally pulled a santa cum on her face!

by AyssaKayyoTM January 14, 2008

Santee

Santee is a place with lots of white trash if your black do not go there because you might get jumped by the santee outlaws or whatever the hell they call themselves now also not to mention the local tweaker dirty Chris or as I like to call (Dirty Piss) who gets enjoyment of selling drugs to all the local kids (yea that’s including 8th graders so if you ever to decide to take a trip to San Diego do us all a favor and stay out of our town because we can spot out of towners so quick it ain’t even funny

Lakeside faggot 1- Ayo you tryina go to santee
Lakeside faggot 2- no my dude we might get jumped by some santee faggots
Lakeside faggot 1- but dirty Chris got some good drugs
Lakeside faggot 2- ight let’s go foo

by Dr454545 June 25, 2019

Do you believe in Santa Claus?

A question no parents would ask their child at Christmas, unless they are Donald Trump or a radical Islamist who views Christianity as a form of idolatry.

Barron was mad at his nominal Christian father when he asked him, “Do you believe in Santa Claus?”

by MathPlus December 25, 2018

Santa Maria

When during Thanksgiving dinner you have sex with your girlfriend, or what ever slut you pick up off the street, on the table through the Thanksgiving turkey while everyone is eating dinner.

Did you see Uncle Jim santa maria his girl last Thanksgiving?

by Norman Fedora November 2, 2011