The Spider

A contraption made from a huge water jug with 8 dildos coming off of it. It is used to pleasure random homosexuals. One person is required to hold it.

Alex pissed into the spider and the eight kids sucked on eight fake dicks all night long. They also chugged down gallons of piss.

by SJHS BOI February 2, 2005

ace of spades

A coloured gentleman.

Leroy was as black as the ace of spades.

by SammySeven November 10, 2006

ace of spades

a dump which requires only a one sheet wipe afterwards

gary was pleased that his abstaining from curry and beans had led to an increase in frequency of the hallowed 'ace of spades', thereby saving him enough money on toilet paper to buy a hummer.

by me old fruity January 4, 2007

Spider-man 3

Pretty much the absolutely the most terrible movie made in the last thirty years, and that's saying a lot because Troll 2 was made in the last thirty years, and up until that point it was one of the worst movies ever. The movie wasn't so bad, until about the point where Peter got the black suit (which was done entirely wrong) and started getting all emo and shit. The moment that broke my heart was when he saw his hair being normal, then made it do the emo swoop. GOD. But ultimately, the scene that actually brought the movie to the lowest of the low was the one where he's dancing in the street and givin' the ladies sexy looks (gets a suit; thrusts; thrusts; thrusts; thrusts; leaves). Not far behind is the scene where he's suddenly all jazzy and shit on the piano. Also, Venom sucked ass, and didn't have much of a tongue.

This is part of a disturbing trend seen in the last 5 years in the movie industry. Overall, 75% of the movies made in this time have been one of the following: sequels, remakes, adaptations from books or comic books, or prequels. This movie fills at least two of the above categories.

Sammy boy, you didn't used to suck... why do this to Spider-man?

Peter dances down street
Peter acts all kinds of emo
Peter gets all jazzy and whatnot in his piano number
Peter thrusts for way to long in public
Topher Grace is Eddie Brock'
Spider-man 1 < Spider-man 2 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Spider-man 3

by Edgar Twenty-five December 30, 2007

spider veins

Slightly bigger veins usually located on the hands, arms, and feet.

bro: "hey dude, check out my spider veins"
dude: "bro, that is so fuckin wicked! i wish i had spider veins!"

by spiderperson December 16, 2005

spider kiss

when you press your asshole against your womans lips or vice versa

my ole lady was pissing me off so while she was sleeping i gave her a spider kiss.

by Max April 10, 2003

Spider Legs

When a skinny teenager wheres super-tight dark coloured pants, more often when wearing a thick jacket, it looks like spider legs.

look at her spider legs.

that group of emo kids have spider legs.

by CurvedMirror February 11, 2010