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The rare condition when a chick has 2-inch hairs growing off her nipple area.
Erin: "I don't want you to be alarmed, but I have these hairs growing off my tits."

Steve: "It's OK, let me take a look......Holy Christ!!! they look like SPIDER LEGS!"
by cberry February 24, 2014
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Condition which causes you to place an Amazon order, then shortly after remember something else you needed and place another order.
Wow, 10 Amazon boxes showed up on my door today. My Amazheimer's must be acting up again.

Person 1: Bro, your Amazheimer's is getting out of control.
Person 2: It's OK, I have Prime.
by SamboMayhem August 01, 2020
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female pubic hair that is crawling out of a bikini
i was at the beach and saw this hippy chick with a bunch of spider legs crawling
by jeremy April 21, 2004
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The thick hairy bits that hang down out of hairy old men's nostrils.

Please send this definition to those in need. TRIM THEM, PLUCK THEM!!

(She chats with receptionist)

She: "oh my god that meeting was soooo hard I could not concentrate at all!!!"

Receptionist: "I made him a cup of coffee and was almost going to offer him a napkin to wipe up his spider legs with!!!"

She: "So gross, when he smiled his spider legs would like, splay out in a fan shape .... "

Both: "eeewwwwww"
by Jasminenz January 08, 2008
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When a skinny teenager wheres super-tight dark coloured pants, more often when wearing a thick jacket, it looks like spider legs.
look at her spider legs.

that group of emo kids have spider legs.
by CurvedMirror February 11, 2010
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