salty lady

Oral sex after your partner takes a piss when they haven’t had any water for 16 hours, following a strenuous exercise session in tight fitting shorts or pants made from synthetic material.

John Austin: Hey Luke, how was CrossFit today?

Luke: Tough! We rowed 10,000 meters and it must have been 120 degrees in there, these Lululemon shorts are soaked! I can’t believe I forgot to bring water, I’ve been thirsty all day. Look, my urine looks like lemon-lime Gatorade!

John Austin: Ooh, how about a blowjob? I haven’t participated in a Salty Lady since I broke up with Brooks!

by Lane Ass February 11, 2022

salty bella

Bella’s that don’t like the definition of Dirty Bella

Salty Bella downvoted the definition of Dirty Bella

by Handyman Bran February 16, 2022

Salty Mermaid

A blow job given in a hot tub that ends with cum on your face.

Don't use Jenny's parents hot tub. Kenny gave her a Salty Mermaid in there last weekend when her parents were out of town.

by Pdicki February 22, 2022

selty

a little niggy

selty you a lil niggy

by not selty March 3, 2022

Salty Dalty

The act of drinking the discharge out of a bloody vagina.

Hey man, im gonna go home and have a Salty Dalty with my ol' lady.

by Flesh Mountain March 6, 2022

Salty dreams

A phrase used instead of sweet for the sake of humour. Sometimes, this is said in an ironic manner as sweet dreams would be a nightmare for a diabetic patient.

Person 1: "Aight, imma head out now, bois"
Person 2: "Haha, I guess, hope you have salty dreams!"
Person 1: "Haha, wait what?

by Joebama bin Lagin June 30, 2022

salty stalactite

When you ejaculate up onto your ceiling and, with enough time, the cum slowly drips and hardens into an organic stalactite formation.

Jeffrey's ceiling is a pleasure-filled canvas of salty stalactites after he's ejaculated.

by rentahorror May 24, 2022