smoothie

slang. (unisex) A smoothie consists of cumming in your partners mouth, dropping in the berry of your choice, and having them chew.

"I gave Heather a smoothie last night when I blindfolded her...
now she's pissed but I SWEAR I didn't know she was allergic."

by yummyfavors April 16, 2009

chocolate smoothie

a blow job after anal sex

Kristen is crazy, she let me give her a chocolate smoothie.

by dickserect November 16, 2006

Smoothie

a smoothie is a guy who is very hot, sxc etc. came from the fact that smoothies are yummy and so are got guys...

my god brad is such a smoothie

by gengen August 7, 2004

Smooth Brain

A brain that has the quality of smoothness: having an even and consistent surface

Person 1: Wow! Person 2, I am feeling your exposed brain right now, it is so smooth and without wrinkles or blemish. Such a smooth brain!
Person 2: Thank you, Person 1, your compliment is received in a sense of nuanced gratification. I can only imagine the physical ramifications of the immense, sweltering envy you possess as a result of the sheer superiority I display before you, both corporeal and cognitively.

Person 1: Ok, jackass.

by Phil Johnson 47 December 5, 2020

Sloft off

a gathering of smaller materials, due to moisture, or scraping. Usually pertaining to the fine cheese between your balls after streneous activity.

I was going to go to my girlfriends house for a blow job, but I know I have loads of sloft off dead skin cells.

by Preston November 17, 2004

Smogtastic

Another word for great.

"Dude. Those shoes are smogtastic."

by tanderso December 21, 2004

smoothie

Sperm in the mouth as a result of a blowjob. Also a sperm smoothie or a cum smoothie.

Q: Did you get anywhere with that redhead last night?

A: Yeah, she blew me and I gave her a smoothie.

by nikki.t September 18, 2010