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short law is when if your under 5'4, you get to make fun of tall people. If your 5'5 and a short person calls you tall, then you are considered tall. Short people are aloud to abuse tall people as much as they can because to tall people, they don't appear as a threat.
dude did you try to punch me? i didnt even feel it.

Im short and im aloud to do that. its short law
short law by soybean101 October 15, 2020

Short Dick 

As a verb: to humiliate, to make one feel inadequate.

As a noun: one who is inadequate or humiliated.
Example: The guys at the end of the bar were in a short dick contest. They were engaging in a one-upmanship contest and the loser is short dicked.
Short Dick by Xi- November 18, 2020

Short Shot 

You have a potential goal or dream but failed to make it because of a lack of experience or practice.
I had potential ideas but ended being a short shot.

I lookin' at a recipe but realized it was a short shot for me.

I was thinking of applying to Google but after I looked at the app, it was a short shot.
Short Shot by chubbsgotdis January 5, 2021

Short bused 

Patronizing an unsuspecting adult to indulge one's own sense of virtue or gain
Staples store manager: Wow, Tony! did you really clear out that entire aisle by yourself?

Tony: Umm yeah...

Staples store manager: you see everyone? Now that's what...

Tony: rolls eyes... didn't expect his boss to take it this far. starts to wonder if he may actually be retarded

Mike: My high school principal just called me to ask if I would be willing to speak at their annual fundraiser for troubled teens...

Mike's friend: Ouch! I think you just got short bused
Short bused by CK1988 February 8, 2021

Short dick day 

A day to celebrate small dicks and also get back at the boys for taking the piss on pancake day

18th February
Short dick day is a day to celebrate chodes
Short dick day by Muffinmuffins:) February 16, 2021

Short dick day 

18th February

Where you embrace your chode
Happy short dick day is a holiday you celebrate with someone who has a small dick:)
Short dick day by Muffinmuffins:) February 16, 2021