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a rare and tragic combination of gastrointestinal malfunctions resulting in an embarrasing release of gasseos effluvia and inadvertantly, solid shite (a shart), which, due to the recent consumption of spicy food, simultaneously leads to a distressingly painful case of hotring. A lethal and humiliating combination.
Shaft Torque
The downward force or pressure required to aim the head of an erect penis Morning Wood towards the toilet bowl to pee.
Shaft torque will vary from man to man based upon overall height, ball size, shaft size, and the opening of the toilet bowl.
The usage of shaft torque can be lessened by awkwardly bending over and attempting to angle your crotch towards the bowl.
WARNING: Do not use Viagra if you are not properly trained and certified in the use of shaft torque.
I applied too much shaft torque and couldn't squeeze out one drop.
Never EVER sit down and try to stuff morning wood into the toilet bowl. The shaft torque is unbearable.
Without the proper application of shaft torque, you will piss in your own face!
You're going to have to wait until that morning wood dies if you aren't brave enough to apply some shaft torque!
CAUTION: DO NOT CRUSH YOUR OWN BALLS WITH TOO MUCH SHAFT TORQUE!
The usage of shaft torque can be lessened by awkwardly bending over and attempting to angle your crotch towards the bowl.
WARNING: Do not use Viagra if you are not properly trained and certified in the use of shaft torque.
I applied too much shaft torque and couldn't squeeze out one drop.
Never EVER sit down and try to stuff morning wood into the toilet bowl. The shaft torque is unbearable.
Without the proper application of shaft torque, you will piss in your own face!
You're going to have to wait until that morning wood dies if you aren't brave enough to apply some shaft torque!
CAUTION: DO NOT CRUSH YOUR OWN BALLS WITH TOO MUCH SHAFT TORQUE!
Shaft Torque by DMonkage June 2, 2014
Kingdom Sharts
When you are playing Kingdom Hearts and you rip a thicc shart out your asshole. Most commonly used when you hit a juul right after you lose it.
Kingdom Sharts by big boy man February 7, 2019
sartorial flatulence
Farting while dressed to the nines.
To watch her move down the catwalk in that most glorious manner somehow makes her loud but sartorial flatulence entirely benign.
sartorial flatulence by Dr Bunnygirl May 31, 2020
Steady Poop Shaft
This happens when you’re in the midst of pulling out in doggy style, and she lays a steamer that balances on your shaft.
Synonym: Relished my frankfurter
Synonym: Relished my frankfurter
Josh:”Yo Jamie I can’t believe we had a steady poop shaft going last night”
Jamie:”Ya Josh I just couldn’t hold it any longer”
Josh:”That stink had me rolling”
Jamie:”Me too”
Jamie:”Ya Josh I just couldn’t hold it any longer”
Josh:”That stink had me rolling”
Jamie:”Me too”
Steady Poop Shaft by anonymous December 9, 2020