Shit my life
Shit my life by Littleeleanor March 6, 2016
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Shit sickle
Where you freeze runny shit into the form of a pop sickle and then shove it up your ass and then re shit it. (Can be repeated many times)
Person 1: hey you know the old Mexican man down the street
Person 2: yeH what about him
Person 1: yeah i buy shit sickles from him all the time very high quality
Person 2: yeH what about him
Person 1: yeah i buy shit sickles from him all the time very high quality
Shit sickle by AddyDaddy1234 December 21, 2020
shit window
This is the hour from which you first notice you need to take a shit. If you don't shit within this hour time frame, it is possible that you will not need to shit for quite some time. So take advantage of the shit window and do not miss it, because if you do it can lead to being constipated and force you to carry this extra shit around with you for an undisclosed time. And who wants to carry around extra shit?
(similar to the caffeine window (sort of))
(similar to the caffeine window (sort of))
Golly, I missed my "shit window" and now I do not need to shit. This forces me to wait for my next shit window.
shit window by desterho July 4, 2011
shit pissing faggot
One who is so gay, that their butthole is nearly always filled with penises, dildos, cucumbers, etc. As a result of constant anal blockage, their physical anatomy has changed to allow feces to be expelled from the urethra as an alternate route. This change is what results in a shit pissing faggot.
Mary: You know, our neighbor Todd has been growing eggplants for years, and he’s never given us one!
Bill: That’s because Todd is a god damn shit pissing faggot. They all go up his ass.
Mary: I had no idea! How do you know, honey?
Bill: You didn’t notice the strange aftertaste when he invited us over for eggplant parmigiana??
Bill: That’s because Todd is a god damn shit pissing faggot. They all go up his ass.
Mary: I had no idea! How do you know, honey?
Bill: You didn’t notice the strange aftertaste when he invited us over for eggplant parmigiana??
shit pissing faggot by Hammer of Jesus June 12, 2018
shit glacier
When someone takes a particularly stinky dump in an upstairs bathroom, so bad that the stench fills the upstairs & then comes rolling down the stairs, the slow-moving flow of stench downhill is called a "shit glacier".
The worst of which sometimes makes it all the way to the foot of the stairs.
The worst of which sometimes makes it all the way to the foot of the stairs.
shit glacier by Ed Bodine February 21, 2006
shit leopard
1.Someone who cannot change their past, no mater how hard they try to change it.
2.The old saying "a leopard can't change it's spots" with the word shit placed in front of leopard. Coined by Julian's cop girlfriend Erica on the Trailer Park Boys.
2.The old saying "a leopard can't change it's spots" with the word shit placed in front of leopard. Coined by Julian's cop girlfriend Erica on the Trailer Park Boys.
1. That Timothy Johnson is a shit leopard.
2."Julian's friend Ricky, in my opinion, is a shit leoopard that can't change it's spots"
-Erica, Trailer Park Boys
2."Julian's friend Ricky, in my opinion, is a shit leoopard that can't change it's spots"
-Erica, Trailer Park Boys
shit leopard by Tom the kid July 17, 2006