cock shock

when a guy gets so horny when he's about to have sex and cums before it even starts

He got cock shock from her undressing.

by caz March 18, 2003

shocker-focker combo

It's when you perform a shocker, then get the girl to smell your pinky finger.

Next time I get a bitch nekked, I'm givin her the shocker-focker combo.

by borderjumper January 29, 2004

Schicklgruber

Adolf Hitler's real last name, before he changed it to Hitler.

Hitler was a pseudonym. His real name was Shicklgruber. He changed it to a name that sounded more German and less Austrian. Good political move, apparently.

by The Humungus December 10, 2003

shocka shocka

This is when a hard, weiner hammers into a woman's damp schwanz.

"Erotica" and "Alfonso" did the shocka shocka lastnight.

by CaptainV October 22, 2004

cock shock

when a female breaks up with you but is unable to have sex with anyone else after you

that bitch has cock shock, she hasn't fucked since we broke up.

by cockshoker June 21, 2004

Schmock

The art of having artistically placed a piece of dog poo on a stick

That boy used a stick to flick the poo away, but instead he had made himself a schmock

by umbie March 22, 2004

The Shocker

Two for the pink, one for the stink.(Two for the goo, one for the poo)

Man, you shoulda seen the look on Tiffanys face when I slipped her the shocker.

by EvanWheeler August 27, 2003