safety fart

Passing wind, whilst sitting on the toilet in case follow through occurs

Jane didn't trust the vindaloo she had just eaten, would she follow through are not.. a safety fart was the only viable option

by howard1976 June 10, 2014

safety swipe

A match made on Tinder with a person you only thought was kind of cute instead of the person you really wanted to match with. Alternately, a match with a thottie instead of a hottie.

Man, I keep getting matched with all my safety swipes.

by clutchins July 2, 2015

safe2tell

A frequently used website and phone number used by kids who feel the need to tattle on the smallest things a kid does wrong.

I totally just called safe2tell on that bitch. She didn't do anything but she got what she deserved.

by Snitchesgetstiches202 February 28, 2017

safety square

A condom: a square packaged device that provides safety during sex

Guy: I want sex but I don't have condoms
Girl: don't worry I got some safety squares

by BlasterHawk October 18, 2017

Safety Squat

When you are tired of cleaning up the mess of masturbating, go to the bathroom, sit on the toilet backwards, lean your phone on the top of the toilet, put on your favorite porn and rub it out, and ejaculate into the back of the toilet leaving a mess and worry free situation

Jayden: I’m getting tired of cleaning up my mess after I beat my meat

Zach: Just use the safety squat method and you don’t have to worry about a mess

by Captainsafetysquatter June 16, 2018

Safed Kameez

A close friend that you can rely on in time of need, and reach out to without being judged. Typically a person that one would call first in an emergency.

When John left his work for a week to be by my side, I knew he was my 'Safed Kameez' .

I wish I had a 'Safed Kameez' as Susan has.

by Panchhi March 21, 2019

safealbean

a person who says nothing but your mom. if you ask them what they did last night they will respond with your mom.

hay look there is a safealbean over there

by adg2022 October 16, 2019