Corn Ring

Fecal remnants formed in a ring around the base of the penis after anal sex. Comprised of a viscous of semen, lube, shit and ass juice. May contain solid matter depending upon dietary choices of the anal pounding receipient.

I hit that ho’s ass good last night. So deep and so long she left me with a corn ring. Had to wipe it off with her bedroom curtain when she went to the bathroom.

by Eaton Holgoode October 5, 2018

caught on ring

Video footage caught on those smart doorbells you see around.

"Hey bro, did you hear about Diego? He's back in the pen..... robbery or some shiz"
"no way, how they catch his fat ass?"
"apparently he was outside some apartment and set off the motion sensing doorbell, he was caught on ring"
"daaaayyyyummmmm..... well at least i can smash his sister now"

by King Chod September 2, 2020

Kitty Ring

Basically a vagina ring.
Easily visible with a shaven vagina.

"Hun, should I shave so you can see my kitty ring better?"

by gotthatfromyomomma June 4, 2009

bling ring

Big blingy wheels. See Blingwad etc..

I saw a Cutlass the other week that had 22 inch bling rings on it. That shit was DOPE AS FUCK

by H to the o-s-s September 6, 2005

the ring

Based on the Japanese film "Ringu", The Ring is a creepy horror movie about a cursed videotape. After the death of her niecce, reporter Rachel Keller (Naomi Watts)investigates the tragic event. After watching the same videotape her niece did, she finds she shall die in seven days. This is how long she has to uncover the secrets of the tape, and save her and many others' lives.

The Ring was released in 2002 and is rated PG13 in the U.S.

by heidi1613 September 25, 2005

prostitution ring

The circular area of discoloration left after an encounter with a hooker, usually viral or parasitic in nature. Other possible origins can be from rough sexual encounters, the use of cock rings, or being bitten while receiving a blowjob.

Man, I've got to go the doctor! That slut took my fifty bucks and gave me a prostitution ring that could be the clap!

by gland cyclops January 10, 2009

Ring Sting

Extreme pain/discomfort/itching of the Anal Sphincter, and is usually too sore to wipe clean. The main causes are spicy foods, very large faeces, continuous diarrhoea, or anal sex, among others. Ring sting can be made less intense/painful by applying cold water.

Andy: ''Hey, come and take a seat!''
Calvin: ''I would do, but this Ring Sting is unbearable!''
Andy: ''Dam! I told you not have an Indian takeaway, AND get it up the ass from that huge black guy!''

by Conradius July 5, 2010