Religicile

Religious Imbecile; A person that believes in god and religion. Believing in god and religion makes you an imbecile hence the word religicile.

1) That religicile thinks the world is 6000 years old.

2) That religicile is against birth control.

3) That religicile is indoctrinating children.

4) Those religiciles are fighting over imaginary friends.

5) That religicile believes in god.

by bagel_19 September 12, 2010

religious education

Religious Education is an hour of a pupils school day dedicated to learning about religious laws and figures that will most likely never affect their life in the future. It is the most pointless hour of bullshit you’ll ever have to sit through, honestly just shit on the whiteboard and you will get more education out of that. No one really really needs to know what Jesus said to rachel that changed her life, it was probably “ may one step on thy knee and .. “ i can’t finish that sentence as it is rather 18+ but my point is, it’s an hour of boulderdash - ignore it kids - the answer to all exam questions is either Jesus or the lyrics to jingle bells :)

what lesson have you got ?

religious education, i sure am ready to fucking kill myself

by ManLikeBraff October 18, 2017

Rell Jr

A Nigga Who Get No Bitches. You would be so much better if u don’t comment on every video

Get out the house Rell Jr

by DEODEMON July 16, 2021

work related nasal challenge

When a co-worker or an office smells terrible, they are a "work related nasal challenge."

Guy#1:Stephanie looks hot this morning.
Guy#2:Maybe, but I think she forgot to put on deoderant because she is a work related nasal challenge.

by Crate Obscure September 12, 2005

Active Reload Whore

A Gears of War term used to describe a player that only uses the sniper to down people with active reload and can't get any good headshots.

That damn Locust is such an active reload whore, I haven't seen him get a headshot in this entire game.

by BaD x Killah June 10, 2008

Plutimic Relationship

Pertaining to a relationship in which one or more parties insists that the relationship does not involve any sexual intimacy but in reality involves various and repeated examples of sexual contact

Antonym: Platonic

Jim told his wife that he and Denise were just buddies but the truth was they were engaged in a lusty and tempestuous plutimic relationship

by Evil Dan February 8, 2009

The Relationship

'The relationship' refers to one's partner, usually female but not exclusively, whether it be girlfriend, fiancée, wife or their male counter-parts. As long as said partner is more than a passing fling then they qualify as 'the relationship'.
To be used as an alternative to your partners name as well as my/the missus, partner, wife, girlfriend, etc.

Sam: "So who's coming around for drinks?"

John: "Jimmy, Sandi, Graeme, The relationship, Will and Laura."

Sam: "That's a cool shirt. Where did you get it from?"

John: "Not sure. The relationship got it for me."

by Cam-Face October 19, 2011