procrastimate

When you wait just long enough to provide an estimate that there is no chance of actually getting the task done on time.

If the engineer hadn't procrastimated for 2 weeks, we would've known the feature wasn't going to make it in before we published the release notes.

by Spicy B November 7, 2017

Procrastibaking

The act of purposely delaying your annual baking of holiday treats due to lethargy, disillusionment or any general excuse.

Mother in Law on phone: "How's my daughter's Christmas baking coming along, she mentioned she was quite busy with it."
Son in Law on phone: "Is that what she said? Well there's been more procrastibaking going on around here than anything, and I can assure you that!"

by hoolyjolly December 23, 2017

procrastimotivation

The reason for people's actions, desires or needs when it comes to wasting time and putting off responsibilities.

I was going to start filing my taxes, but these old Harambe memes are a very welcome source of procrastimotivation.

by Pretentious Yogi May 2, 2018

Procrasturbation

Putting off masturbating for a later time, when it should be done now.

That man Joey teaches procrasturbation at school.

by Mustangboi May 4, 2018

Procrasticloseting

Procrastinating "coming out of the closet" about one's sexual identity or gender identity.

Person 1: So have you come out to your parents yet?
Person 2: Nah, not yet. I've been procrasticloseting.

by that bloke February 22, 2018

procrastinaction

Doing other things besides what you most need to do, in a way that what you need to do somehow actually gets done.

My latest procrastinaction was avoiding doing my taxes by creating a 20-year financial plan that mentioned I should really do my taxes. This annoyed my uncle so much he just did them for me.

by mindfu August 13, 2018

procrastacunt

A little squeeker or little fuck in your life that won't do anything you ask or what's right because they're little diabetic cunts that you couldn't give a shit about.😀

Jake: hey Ron can you go get me the remote?
Ron: no you fuck!
Well fuck off you little procrastacunt bitch who was the mistake of your birth parents and why your adopted!!!!!

by KingMeng but I'm not Asian May 26, 2018