A game of sexual noises akin to a retro German porn moovie (jaa).
To pass the orgasm round players accompany an "oooooh" with a horizontal fist motion in the direction of passing. To change direction a "jaaa" accompanied by a triumphant vertical fist movement downwards. To skip a player you say "Das ist gut". "Up die pooper" is used whilst pointing to nominate a random player in the circle.This can be used 3 times. Nominated players can either take it and continue with "ooooh" or they can refuse with a "nein!" and a wag of the finger. If refused 3 times the original player must continue with a different action. Finally, if a player shouts "Sheisse in mein Mund!" the adjacent players must shout "Wunderbar!" and triumphanty throw their hands in the air. If a player at any point gets the action/ sound wrong or is too slow, they must consume.
To pass the orgasm round players accompany an "oooooh" with a horizontal fist motion in the direction of passing. To change direction a "jaaa" accompanied by a triumphant vertical fist movement downwards. To skip a player you say "Das ist gut". "Up die pooper" is used whilst pointing to nominate a random player in the circle.This can be used 3 times. Nominated players can either take it and continue with "ooooh" or they can refuse with a "nein!" and a wag of the finger. If refused 3 times the original player must continue with a different action. Finally, if a player shouts "Sheisse in mein Mund!" the adjacent players must shout "Wunderbar!" and triumphanty throw their hands in the air. If a player at any point gets the action/ sound wrong or is too slow, they must consume.
Player 1: Ooooh (<----)
Player 2: Oooooh (<-----)
Player 3: Ooooh (<-----)
Player 4: Jaaaa! (---->)
Player 3: Das ist gut! (-- ->)
Player 1: Oooh! (----->)
Player 4: Up die pooper (to player 2)
Player 2: Nein...
Player 4: Sheisse in mein Mund!
Players 1 & 3: Wunderbar!!
That's german porn!
Player 2: Oooooh (<-----)
Player 3: Ooooh (<-----)
Player 4: Jaaaa! (---->)
Player 3: Das ist gut! (-- ->)
Player 1: Oooh! (----->)
Player 4: Up die pooper (to player 2)
Player 2: Nein...
Player 4: Sheisse in mein Mund!
Players 1 & 3: Wunderbar!!
That's german porn!
by Kernal667 January 2, 2012
Get the German Pornmug. A movie or and/or any literature with highly original and complex theorys or concepts of fiction or otherwise that handle, but are not limited to, paradox's or alternate realities, that cause you to contemplate the presented material for at least a half hour after viewing, thus causing you to intelectually masterbate.
by Beeaanzzz August 8, 2010
Get the intelectual pornmug. Primarily, Japanese anime that relys heavily on showcasing mecha: robots/spaceship/fighterplanes/war machinery-heavy action. Particularly when they are engaged in violent combat and especially if the mecha are transformable.
There is no sexuality or actual 'p0rn' as the focusunless it is a doujinshi or hentai fan svc. storyline. The visually riveting & gratuitous element is the visceral & bloody nature of such combat and the war-romance of glamorized, high tech machines destroying each other; as visually addictive to tech-nerds as actual sexual content eg:
Massive exchanges of ordnance and stunning dogfight/combat maneuvers against cityscapes, alien environments or amidst massed fleets of capital ships and blossoming,null-'G'explosions; detailed, 'motion-physics' accurate and almost photo-realistic depictions of soldiers/pilots decompressing in hard vacuum, being eviscerated or burned alive; depictions of ordnance impacts and nuclear explosions, incl. progressive flash/blast/heat, that have otherwise only been captured with motion picture cameras using strobes, frame progression and other photography tricks.
Can apply to non-Japanese, SF motion pictures replete w/the aforementioned.
There is no sexuality or actual 'p0rn' as the focusunless it is a doujinshi or hentai fan svc. storyline. The visually riveting & gratuitous element is the visceral & bloody nature of such combat and the war-romance of glamorized, high tech machines destroying each other; as visually addictive to tech-nerds as actual sexual content eg:
Massive exchanges of ordnance and stunning dogfight/combat maneuvers against cityscapes, alien environments or amidst massed fleets of capital ships and blossoming,null-'G'explosions; detailed, 'motion-physics' accurate and almost photo-realistic depictions of soldiers/pilots decompressing in hard vacuum, being eviscerated or burned alive; depictions of ordnance impacts and nuclear explosions, incl. progressive flash/blast/heat, that have otherwise only been captured with motion picture cameras using strobes, frame progression and other photography tricks.
Can apply to non-Japanese, SF motion pictures replete w/the aforementioned.
by Drainfly-IV-Alpha March 12, 2011
Get the mecha pornmug. by Failure2Launch.com Authors February 19, 2008
Get the porn cruisermug. Some one who is scared or doesn't like people who talk about or download porn, these people often say that it is sick and unhealthy, and that normal people like us are addicted.
by Kane September 25, 2003
Get the Porn-a-phobiamug. Child pornography. Can involve kids having sex with each other or a child having sex with an adult.
What Catholic priests whack off to when they're not fucking the altar boys.
What Catholic priests whack off to when they're not fucking the altar boys.
by Kevin December 30, 2003
Get the kiddie pornmug. Porn with muted Audio watched usually by young males at their parents house without wanting to make it known to the house members that they are bashing their bishop.
Samir: Don't you hate watching porn with no sound?
Kev Mac: What... mute porn? yeah I hate it, have to do some stealth bishop bashing
Kev Mac: What... mute porn? yeah I hate it, have to do some stealth bishop bashing
by Nigel Fact Bookman July 30, 2011
Get the Mute Pornmug.