pizza crusted

When you get owned or served

J-this test is so stupid
M-just like you
S-ooo you just got pizza crusted

by Dhpickle October 25, 2015

Pizza Swole

Someone who works out but does not eat healthy resulting in undefined muscle mass in the abdominal and upper body.

You eat like shit that's why you're pizza swole.

by Baykahman November 9, 2015

Pizza hoe

The slutty girl who works at the local pizza place. She most likely uses Italian phrases to seduce and brings u back into the supply room. She may even deliver

Pepperoni popper, domihoes, papa thots
Yo Hernandez, did you see that pizza hoe. She really knows how to spread the sauce

by G sizzle April 20, 2016

pizza wingman

That chillaxin bro in the shotgun seat, who holds the pizza while you drive.

Drew- Matt, I need you to be my pizza wingman.
Matt- No problem Drew.

by Perfect Ford July 7, 2016

Pizza Hooker

Defined as a young woman who employs sexual promiscuity with the aim of acquiring free pizza from pursuing males.

"Hey Dave, How did Jeremy end up getting with Veronica?"
"Veronica? I heard she is a pizza hooker"

by ayoayouuuu November 13, 2016

Pizza

Life itself

Today I ate a pizza and I was automatically in heaven!

by TwentyØnepotatoes November 14, 2016

pizza artist

A person in charge of creating and making a pizza

Dude... this pizza artist can make a bomb pizza

by Salukirunnr December 1, 2016