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pimp

a word egotistical and arrogant little boys use in junior high to equalize and stabalize there ever so raging hormones. they go around saying i am a motherf*&^%$# pimp homie!! then their homeboys shout fo shizzle! they also call all girls slut, bitch! they think they are something they are not. hence they think they are pimps when in reality they are wimps!!
boy 1: hey bitch let me grab your ass! now tell me who the f*&^ is your pimp?
slutty girl: you are baby!
non-slutty girl: have some respect for girls you f*&^*&^ worthless wimp!
boy2: ohhhhh...you got burned by dat slut! anyways nice job homie..holla!!
by do not call me a slut! October 14, 2004
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Philp

Philpoligy is not so much of a religion but a relisation of reality and a way of life. A Philplogist is not trained nor cultured, but born a linguist.

Very few people show symptoms of Philpolis as it is a very rare blessing that affect the mouths of Few talented individuals. Symptoms include an uncanny and sometimes inhumanly quick response to any quick witted humor that may be directed at a particular philposaur and the comeback results in almost all cases, a response of which, it is impossible to react to and usually results in the demise of the instigator. Persons that may find themselves in contact with the 'philp' must adhere to the strict warnings prescribed to them previously and beware that they may find themselves in an uncontrollable fit of laughter and be at the mercy of such philposaur for extended periods of time.
by Quichey June 16, 2011
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snow pimp

being the king of the white powdery substance game
you check out rob hes buyin from big jeezy the snow pimp again
by big jeezy April 26, 2006
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jedi pimp

someone who is fucking slick and smooth, someone who can work with the ladies
look at that jedi pimp with all the girls mang!
by a to the cizzo August 20, 2003
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Pimp

Pimp is a highly successful male Swinger.
Tony: Prince was such a Pimp he slept with more women in a year than most guys will sleep with their entire lives. Too bad he's dead.

Jumaine: You got that right! He will be missed.
by Box Worm November 24, 2019
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pimp parking

Backing up into a parking space instead of just pulling into a parking space.
She said they were about to tow her sons car away because he pimp parked.
by Rayn August 26, 2005
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woman pimp

1. a woman who uses her pizzy hand ta kizzy her dawg whores up

2. a woman who takes on tha piznimp job n uses tha money she be makin ta buy mizzle dawg whores

A.K.A.: wo-pimp
"Yo man, if u dont keep yoself up, we be getting mad slapped by our woman pimp (wo-pimp)"

"yo son, if u dont keep your woman pimp (wo-pimp) happy, she mad b sellin u"
by feex July 15, 2007
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