pasty

The color of my skin. If you are pasty you have no friends. You are a loser. Stop blinding people and do yourself and others a favor... go get skin cancer and tan.

your ass is so white, and pasty...

your pastiness is blinding me...

Go tan U WHORE OF PASTINESS...NOW...RIGHT NOW..


Look in the mirror, if you think you are pasty, look at your ass...yea you are pasty, AKA, DEATH WARMED OVER!

by awkward LC December 18, 2004

The Patty Wagon

The sexual act of two partners, the girl in a position on her back with her legs bent with knees by sides of head. Then the male holds his "dolphin" with one hand and all in one motion, flicks his rist down sending his member into the anus of the girl. Soon followed by quickly pulling out the member and repeated several times in a row. This of course can only be performed after performing anal sex prior and loosening up the rectum. Also a recent slang term in the Adult Film industry for this act.

"Michael sent the patty wagon Jennas' way after the party last night for $1,000 each"

by Michael Lange August 19, 2006

Patty

Whore like behavior. Tends to hit on married individuals.

That person is a patty.

by Tiara2015 August 6, 2017

Half-eaten Pasty

A person who is revolting to look at, as they may have a busted grill for instance, basically this person looks like spew after a big night on the turps, or looks like a vulture has been given several hours to mutilate the face of this hideous beast.

"Geez mate! That bird you picked up looked like a half-eaten pasty"

"That girl last night had a decent body, but the face was a fucken half eaten pasty! I still fucker her though..."

by Dave 25 April 11, 2005

The Krabby Patty

A form of voluntary sexual torture, in which a mans penis is grinded up using a meat grinder, it is one of the extreme forms of cock and ball torture.

“My fucking penis got grinded up last night while taking the Krabby Patty challenge.”

by KimJongUn12345 April 10, 2019

crabby patty

When an individual, who has a crab tattooed on their ass, sticks their bare ass in someone else's face

Hey look! What's his face passed out on the couch!! I'm gonna give him a crabby patty.

by Ragin Kagin July 26, 2010

pansy ass mother fucker

one who places pansies in their mothers asses

Ha fucker! you believe that shit???

by Steve February 17, 2004