pants pipe

pretty self explanatory really, but for those of 'tarded nature: A man's part, the love hose; a cock!

"Do you play the pants pipe?"

"I used my pants pipe to spray my mucky notes in her eyes!"

by The Powers September 26, 2006

paparapa pants

Puffy, bright orange cargo-style pants. Often worn by Gackt (a Japanese rock/pop star) cosplayers for an easy costume.

"Dude, those pants are so paparapa."
"You may have the paparapa pants, but can you paparapa dance?"

by hananokori03 June 15, 2005

pants dance

the dance you perform while trying to fit into a small pair of pants.

Jane: "Those pants look great on you!"

Kate: "Thanks. I had to do the pants dance to get them on, though."

by EatTheNoodles April 4, 2009

beyond pants

A British slang term for and only in the occurrence of, when a fellow reacts or demonstrates in such behaviour that represents them as an absolute gob.

“Did you see Lindsay last night at the party? She was beyond pants!”

“She was a minger and THAT, is beyond pants!”

by Sla99yG0rgah August 9, 2020

Hot Pants

A side character from the 7th part of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, literally just a woman with pink hair that uses a spray can as a stand on a horse

Person 1: hot pants is a good character
Person 2: ok

by *insert funny jojoke here* October 13, 2020

Wank Pants

Pants which are great to easily "rub one out in" . Not necessarily inside the pants e.g wearing shorts which give access to your dick, or pussy , quickly so a wank can occur but in times of danger to the wank, the dick/pussy can be quickly hidden away. Good examples are baggy short shorts.

Dude those pants are horrible!

Yea but they make great wank pants.

Whats that?

You know, pants that you can have a wank and hide your dick quickly with.

by DeeZamBOOGLA January 15, 2013

Booby pants

An alternative name for a brassiere. A bra.

With her money embreasted in her booby pants she was ready to go.

by Monsk September 22, 2012