Oof

What to say when you really mean "I'd rather not talk to this person, but I'll suffer through it.", when having to deal with your ex.

Also: "My condolences."

Daughter: "Daddy, could you send Mom the money you promised me? I lost my bank card, so I'm gonna use hers."
Me: "Oof... ok princess. Get that card for next time."
Daughter: "How mean is she to you, Daddy?!"
Me: "I'd rather eat glass."
Daughter: "Oof."

by UrLies May 30, 2021

OOF

When you get hurt you go OOF

Hey look! Its a-OOF! Something fell on my chest ahhhhh aliens fell on my chest no no not good ahhhhh!

by Dinasoursshouldeatcheese November 16, 2020

Get Oofed

We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it

...

Guy 1: Hey, do you want to beat off to Mia Khalifa?
Guy 2: Ya sure, found new stuff?
Guy 1: Yes YAAS, check this out
Guy 1: Proceeds to show Lyrics of Rickroll Get Oofed

by WhyDoIExistIfWeAreGonnaDie December 27, 2020

OOF

when you be feeling down

mate1- how you feeling guys
mate2- I wanna die bro
me- OOF

by cancer in my but hole January 30, 2019

oof

when you have no clue what to say back to someone in person or on text

example person-my bf just broke up with me, am I really that ugly?
you-oof

by your real name . April 10, 2019

Oof

It comes from the "Roblox death sound" and is a word that is used to basically say: "I'm feeling dead", "Sh*t", "I'm hurt" or "Im sorry for you".

1: - Time to clean your room!

~ Oof...
2: (*Hits his head in the doorway.)

~ Oof!
3: - I got a "D" in math today.

~ Oof, thats not very good.

by RAZ369 September 8, 2018

Oof Darn

A meme page on Instagram that posts memes and cursed shit posts, that has over 100k followers. Usually has a profile picture of the Bulge Monster from Courage the Cowardly Dog.

Have you seen that ‘Snapchat hotdog’ video that got stolen by a shopping cart? Lmaooo

Yes!! I saw that from Oof Darn, kinda cringe.

by 200f.darN4 November 23, 2021