imaginary number

A number which all mathematicians can agree does not exist in math, but one which we put into equations just for the sake of argument and because it is so much fun.

"The solution to this equation is an imaginary number."
"So there is no solution?"
"Well, no, but I found it anyway."

by Sporess February 25, 2012

Number three

Playing with ones genitals for sexual gratification. In layman's terms, wanking.

I need a number three

by One Eyed Milkman May 4, 2004

number 3

Jizz/Chode/Spooge

I said I was going in to take a number two, but once i saw a Hustler sitting there, I figured I might as well squeeze off a number 3 also.

by hrvatska June 6, 2003

nubster

Derogative of the word newb or noob.

Basically has the same meaning.

Why r u reading this u silly nubster?

by chris2134 June 25, 2008

number one brown jersey

Belonging to the same family of vile sexual acts such as the cleveland steamer and the hot carl. The number one brown jersey consists of engaging in anal intercourse in the rear entry position and then removing the penis, placing it on the female's backside and rocking back and forth to create the likeness of a number one using the fecal matter that has collected on the penis.

"Yeah mutha fucka...I gave that hoe a number one brown jersey last night...and then she turned around and slobbed my jiggaboo pie."

by shame on a n**** January 31, 2003

numb nuts

The phenomenon that occurs when a male places a cold drink between his legs and leaves it there for a prolonged period of time. Upon standing or moving, the chilled testicles brush or rest against the leg, causing an unexpected chill to temporarily overcome the victim. Most susceptible, are wearers of boxer-style underwear.

I set my beer between my legs for a majority of the movie. When I stood up, I got numb nuts.

by drgn76 October 14, 2010

Number 3

To ejaculate, both male and female, from an orgasm of the sexual kind.

Oh god, I just number 3'd all over my bed after that hot porn video

by Walter Schwartz March 27, 2015